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Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96612 08/28/13 10:42 AM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan J John Lambert Pulitzer
John Lambert Pulitzer J Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan	Quote The dialogue from the first part of this conversation with Lois was the same as Clark's conversation with Jack in canon. I would expect Clark to interact differently with Lois than with Jack. Otherwise he comes off not treating her as his equal. The same applies with Jack, but we never expect him to treat Jack as an equal, we hope he does with Lois. Quote LOIS: Feelings? [Razz] ugh. No. Unless fury counts as a feeling. , but still that Clark does not know this. Quote That's what canon Clark's afraid of, that Lois will regret getting involved with Superman because Clark Kent doesn't live up to that image and she won't stick around to be with him. Hmm, I think they should have been more clear on that. I think I understand that view most of the time, he wants Lois to love his human side. I actually liked the scene in "Whine, Whine, Whine" where Lois choses Clark over SM (although it makes his asking Lois to marry him while not telling her because "he wants to know she loves him" not work at all). However, the issues in BatP and FotHoL seem to complicate things more. John Pack Lambert

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96613 10/15/13 05:57 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Thank you for your patience. Sorry to hear about your computer problems. Quote Ooooh! I’ve caught up with FDK-FDK And I'm still woefully behind. Quote CLARK: Why would I? They have just shot Luthor and Lois is still alive and well. Because if they shot one hostage, they could shoot another and then his secret would be out in the open, because he wouldn't be dead! Quote CLARK: Cat was there. /looks back at Lois/ Ooooh! Shiny! LOIS: /preening/ So, you like this dress? CLARK: It should be illegal. Quote Perry might fire her for it. That was the implied implication. Quote NIGEL: Send in the cleaners. Make sure nobody survives the shoot-out and get rid of the clone. LEX: /raises hand/ NIGEL: Very well, sir. Make sure to keep Ms. Lane alive and as unharmed as possible. She will moved to our Swiss chateau. CAT: Ooops. Quote Which reminds me. The Trixi Smith dress she was wearing, is that the same one from the show? Aside from it being figure-hugging, it’s actually pretty conservative, especially considering the other stuff she was wearing to the office, e.g. a bikini. you want me to control you? /fondest dream realized/ Okay, first, you're moving into a padded room on a deserted clothing banned island in the south pacific... Quote “There isn’t anything of intrinsic value here at the Planet, except its employees and my Elvis box. Everything else is replaceable.” ER: Even Lex. And Jimmy, apparently. JIMBO: Hey! /points at duplicate Jimmy/ JIMBO: Hmpf. So, you're saying that Perry implied that both Lex and Jimbo were replaceable because Lex is a clone and Jimmy is... well, Jimmy? Perry really IS that good of a reporter. No wonder they made him editor. PERRY: Yodel-de-who! Quote “And everyone you hire is qualified?” Luthor asked softly. ER: /points at exception proofing the rule/ RALPH /looking up from his monthly visit to the sexual harassment seminar/ Somebody said my name? You did catch that implied joke. Quote JIMBO: Me too. I just pressed the safety release button. LOIS: Safety release button? JIMBO: Yeah. Those are Kinkuffs 1000. Lucy has a pair just like them. LOIS: [mad that her sister would steal her stuff] And you know this how? JIMBO: Uh... um... Jimmy told me? Quote So, he should never tell Lois that he’s going to let her pleasure him in ways unspeakable on this board? LOIS: /squints/ Exception. Rule. Gotcha? CLARK: [Not good with rules he didn't write himself] CLARK: How about I just 'let' you do whatever you want, and if I don't like it, I stop you? LOIS: Works for me, except the stopping part. Quote Maybe if they opened both his carotid arteries, he would stop bleeding from the gunshot wound that much? CLARK: Sounds like a reasonable suggestion. But then they'd get frog blood all over them. Quote It wouldn’t kill Luthor, but it would sting like the dickens. Too bad, there weren’t any lemons lying about in the conference room. ER: [scared by Clark showing his evil streak] CLARK: What? I can't fantasize? Quote After all the misery Lois had endured when Luthor had shot her, she deserved to be the one to administer Luthor’s pain now. ER: [shocked that the torture fetish hero, gave up administering pain to his lady love] /Sigh/ Men in love. Total pushovers. Quote Lois poured more, causing Luthor to buck in his seat from the pain and scream out in agony. Lemon or grapefruit juice would have been perfect. ER: [still amazed at Clark's vindictive side] CLARK: What? I'm not even allowed to torture them, if I keep them alive? Where's the fun in this gig again? Quote LEX’s WILL: And to James Olson, I dedicate a high velocity bullet from an HK417… How'd you guess? Quote Awwww…Mini-Lex is in love. LEX: Next! ASABI: I told him this one was flawed. But did he listen to me? No. Quote Not that many more, given the events of the next couple of months. True, he's too busy setting up his torture house for his future wife. LEX: Honeymoon palace! Honeymoon palace with amusements. Really, people. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96614 10/15/13 06:07 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by John Lambert: But Clark cares about Lois's safety, he does not want to needlessly leave her at the mercy of the bad guys when he can protect her. So, Clark should just stay there and be body armor for Lois? Quote EW: So, you want Lois and Clark to be handcuffed together alone in a room without any witnesses? JOHN: Well, it would be better than this. Although, the handcuffs are not really needed. Hmmmmm. Thinks about writing a FlyHard rewrite where Lois and Clark are locked in a room with handcuffs without the rest of the DP staff or Lex and the kidnappers are accidentally knocked out with sleeping gas. How is that FlyHard again? Quote Thus the sad part, Clark does not realize that he and Lois are on the same page. Sometimes I wonder if we will ever get to the point where that is the case. I'm beginning to wonder that as well. Always with the happy optimistic attitude. This just sucks. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96615 10/27/13 04:45 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote Sorry to hear about your computer problems. Thanks. He’s all better now. Quote Because if they shot one hostage, they could shoot another and then his secret would be out in the open, because he wouldn't be dead! Nah, he could just get rid of the noncomplying witnesses. Quote LOIS: /preening/ So, you like this dress? CLARK: It should be illegal. Did he just call her a working girl? And a high-priced full-date-experience one at that? Quote No this isn't the same indecent dress she wore to interview Toni Taylor. Ah, thanks. Quote ASABI: /hands her $50/ Okay, but make it quick. My boss could be back here any minute. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96616 11/25/13 07:56 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: EW: Because if they shot one hostage, they could shoot another and then his secret would be out in the open, because he wouldn't be dead! ER: Nah, he could just get rid of the noncomplying witnesses. CLARK: I still don't kill people to keep my secret. Sorry. Quote LOIS: /preening/ So, you like this dress? CLARK: It should be illegal. ER: Did he just call her a working girl? And a high-priced full-date-experience one at that? LOIS: /Looks at Clark as she waits for an answer/ CLARK: Uh... Ah... um... Plead the fifth? Quote EW: What? You're surprised they were considered 'hidden'? ER: No, just that she’s gotten multiple pairs. At. The. Office! Never mind. Quote So, you're saying that Perry implied that both Lex and Jimbo were replaceable because Lex is a clone and Jimmy is... well, Jimmy? Perry really IS that good of a reporter. No wonder they made him editor. [Clap] PERRY: Yodel-de-who! ER: No, I was just saying that neither Lex nor Jimbo are employees of the DP. TANK: /snaps fingers/ Drat! So close. Quote CLARK: How about I just 'let' you do whatever you want, and if I don't like it, I stop you? LOIS: Works for me, except the stopping part. ER: Reason why female jewelry studded with tiny bits of Kryptonite was invented. RACHEL: It's patented, sorry. Quote So, they could take Lois’s dress and tie it around his neck first? Then lean him against a corner? But then Lois would be hanging out in her underwear. LEX: And I'd miss it! Quote CLARK: What? I'm not even allowed to torture them, if I keep them alive? Where's the fun in this gig again? ER: By getting to boink Lois? CLARK: I can do that without being Superman. LOIS: /skeptically/ Are you sure about that? Quote True, he's too busy setting up his torture house for his future wife. LEX: Honeymoon palace! Honeymoon palace with amusements. Really, people. ER: So, the Japanese twins get their own rooms in the place? LEX: Perhaps. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96617 11/30/13 12:51 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote CLARK: I still don't kill people to keep my secret. Sorry. Not even Lex? Note even a little bit? Quote ER: Did he just call her a working girl? And a high-priced full-date-experience one at that? LOIS: /Looks at Clark as she waits for an answer/ CLARK: Uh... Ah... um... Plead the fifth? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96618 12/27/13 02:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: CLARK: I still don't kill people to keep my secret. Sorry. ER: Not even Lex? Note even a little bit? [very sad] CLARK: Well, I didn't say that I was adverse to EW killing him off, or that I would be available to save him should he ever get into trouble, again/I'd probably be busy trimming my nails or cutting my hair/. I just don't want be involved with the actually enacting of his death. Quote ER: Did he just call her a working girl? And a high-priced full-date-experience one at that? LOIS: /Looks at Clark as she waits for an answer/ CLARK: Uh... Ah... um... Plead the fifth? ER: Is this the one about not being forced to incriminate oneself? LOIS: Yeah, that's the one. Quote Except Clark doesn't know about Ultra Woman. CLARK: She sounds cool though. Do you have her phone number? ER: /hands over sheet of paper/ CLARK: Huh, that looks like Lucy’s number from when she lived in Metropolis. CLARK: LUCY is Ultra Woman! Never mind. /hands paper back./ Quote But then Lois would be hanging out in her underwear. LEX: And I'd miss it! LOIS: Bonus! – Jimmy! Shut. Your. Eyes. Perhaps if someone were to shine UV light into his eyes... Quote CLARK: I can do that without being Superman. LOIS: /skeptically/ Are you sure about that? ER: Well, I’d say he’d be just as successful in the cape as he’s out of it. CLARK: Right. Curse. Shucky darn. LOIS: /eating chocolate/ Is that supposed to be some veiled innuendo about me PMSing? VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96619 12/28/13 07:40 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote CLARK: Well, I didn't say that I was adverse to EW killing him off, or that I would be available to save him should he ever get into trouble, again/I'd probably be busy trimming my nails or cutting my hair/. I just don't want be involved with the actually enacting of his death. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (128/???) #96620 01/21/14 05:28 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: CLARK: Well, I didn't say that I was adverse to EW killing him off, or that I would be available to save him should he ever get into trouble, again/I'd probably be busy trimming my nails or cutting my hair/. I just don't want be involved with the actually enacting of his death. ER: Afraid of getting his hands dirty, huh? CLARK: No, but Superman has a reputation to protect. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

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