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Darth Michael: Sorry for not responding first thing this morning, but I was trying to send off Part 148 to Beta first. I’ll send the Olsen twins over to give you their perspective.
Hmm… 1994… /googles/
Mary-Kate: Ponies!
Ashley: Lots of Ponies!  Oh. No. no. no. Lobotomize my brain now! Must get image out of my head. LOIS: Very funny. Now, *there* you have a headline. I don't think that was the one she wanted. No, I've decided to go with tradition and have Ralph's surname be: Spagoda . It's just too perfect. Many  to Rivka (who suggested it) and Classicalla (who used it first? in her story: A New Hero) examine the evidence,
ER: /suggests/ ‘look at the proof’, since she’s using small words.
find the relevant ones
‘good ones’.
our justice system called ‘Innocent until Proven Guilty’.
that law thingy about you being a good guy until they find out you’re a bad guy
enforce the laws, especially that one.
keep the laws, and never forget about this one there.
ER: Yeah, that should keep it to one syllable words. It’s still a mouthful, the entire tirade. Maybe if she used a comic, too? Yeah. Totally EW's fault for not actually using small words.  Apologies. Superman could have used a fingernail. SUPERMAN: Do you know how hard it is to get other people's blood out from under your nails? /scoffs/ I'd totally use a knife. Not that I'd actually kill anyone. /points to his blue suit/ Good guy, remember.
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-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK -- He was frustrated by his lack of progress on the bomb and Lois fronts? CLARK: Wouldn't I just shoot Lex with an uzi from the top of a neighboring building, instead? /looks up and down/ And a highpriced one, too. LOIS: Exactly! What?  Are the Olsen Twins actually triplets? JIMMYs: We're not THAT dumb. [Caped Crusader?] Homo Hipposideros Lankadiva BATMAN: I don't kill people, and if I did, nobody would ever know it was me, because I'm BATMAN! BATMAN: No, I try to keep the female masked persons of ambiguous moral code confined to Gotham. Catwoman escaped. CAT: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/e015.gif) HENDERSON: That's what I like to call a "burn". /makes note of EW trying all the nicely dangling show laces/ /phew/ only 136 left to go. /just picked random number, but just thought of new challenge... ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/s020.gif) / I'm back: LnC Dangling Threads Challenge LOIS: Is Lex dead?
HENDERSON: Yes.
5 minutes later…
ELVIS REVEREND: And do you, Clark… HENDERSON: Oooops. My bad. He's not really dead. LOIS:  making out with her… her… partner.
JOHN: Well, that is a term that does not use "boy" or "girl".
EW: True, but it's a bit sterile
CANON CLARK: [bursts into tears]
LOIS: Great, now you've made him cry again. You *know* that we don't use the s-word around here. It's not like it's his fault that he's spent his formative months in an improperly shielded space capsule. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif) She really needed to create another word for what Clark was to her.
JOHN: /suggests/ Husband.
LOIS: I'm only 26. I don't want to get married yet.
MICHAEL: If the same thing was suggested by Clark...
LOIS: What are you waiting for, Clark? Hurry up, hurry up. It's not like they have round-the-clock wedding chapels in Vegas. Um.... actually, they do.
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CLARK: In my defense, that above scene was taken out of context.
LOIS: And putting it in context would have made you say the right thing?  Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: Getting shot sucks and hurts like a bitch. The End.
CLARK: *sigh* /takes out pen and replacement pen and settles in for long haul/
PERRY: No, no. Lex getting shot story, Lois, not YOU.
LOIS: /rewrite/ The look of pain on his face was just exquisite. You could really see how each second the bullet remained in his body caused him such torture. The only thing better was when I got to pour acid into his wound. It really made my day worth living. CLARK: Um... Lois, are you sure you want these emotions in print where the D.A. can see them? 'Cause the last time I checked, the DA's office, not your biggest fans. EW: So, it isn't clear that the scene hasn't changed?
ER: [blushes] I did get lost in the chapter break… Sorry, usually I'll add triple stars (or titles) if there's a scene break between Part numbers. In the Archive version the chapter breaks will only be at where the titled chapters are (not at the Part breaks), which unlike Missing Lois, are placed randomly through-out this story whenever/wherever needed (i.e. I please).  ER: Lex’s Ark (Lark?) given the world is now ending for real/
EW: Actually, it's the L.U.C. /Luthor's Underground Community/
ER: Yes, but Lark’s so much more fun. So, you're saying that being a "Lucky" (Luthor's Underground Community Kid) isn't fun? LOIS: I'm guilty too of robbery, Baron Tempos, you must also exile me.
BARON TEMPOS: Men get sent to prison islands. Women to prison brothels. LOISETTE:  I'll still be able to be with Sir Charles! CLARK: uh-huh, Krypton is another name for Mars. That feels really gooooooooood.
ER: Clark’s such a pathological liar, he even manages to twist the saying about men’s origin to fit his growing need? MARTIAN MANHUNTER: I believe I've just been insulted. SUPERMAN: Do you know how hard it is to get other people's blood out from under your nails? /scoffs/ I'd totally use a knife. Not that I'd actually kill anyone. /points to his blue suit/ Good guy, remember.
ER: Or sleep with women and then deny any knowledge of it. SUPERMAN: Only if, indeed, I had no knowledge of it. CLARK: Wouldn't I just shoot Lex with an uzi from the top of a neighboring building, instead?
ER: Hmm…he sounds like he puts a lot of thought into killing other people for a good guy. SUPERMAN: Sorry, I've just been reading Michael's FDK. Wikipedia is a fun source for the Latin names of various animals. That's my usual source for understanding your vague references. CLARK: Don't you know I always keep Lois on simmer? That way I'll know she'll be hot when I'm ready.
LOIS: <has turned into a dried-out maid>
CLARK: Ooops. It looks like I simmered her too long.
ER: Should have left her some cats to play with? CAT: Excuse me? No thanks! Hence, the joke about just how eager Lois is. She's guessing that Clark, being from Krypton, hasn't learned about the finer aspects of that distant city? CLARK: They have brothels too!... I mean, I didn't know they had 24 hour chapels, Lois, I've never been there.
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So, you're saying that being a "Lucky" (Luthor's Underground Community Kid) isn't fun? No, those are great fun, too. RED SHIRT GUY (sorry, forgot his name): I didn’t find it all that funny. quote: LOIS: I'm guilty too of robbery, Baron Tempos, you must also exile me.
BARON TEMPOS: Men get sent to prison islands. Women to prison brothels.
LOISETTE: [Hyper] I'll still be able to be with Sir Charles! Umm…no. Different prison. Ser Charles gets sent to the one for noble prisoners. Loisette gets to work at the one where the put the rapists and robbers. Say, did they actually know about and persecute rape in the middle ages? LOISETTE: No rapists in prison! Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: So, you're saying that being a "Lucky" (Luthor's Underground Community Kid) isn't fun?
ER: No, those are great fun, too.
RED SHIRT GUY (sorry, forgot his name): I didn’t find it all that funny. That would be "Kirk", per his homage.  LOIS: I'm guilty too of robbery, Baron Tempos, you must also exile me.
BARON TEMPOS: Men get sent to prison islands. Women to prison brothels.
LOISETTE: [Hyper] I'll still be able to be with Sir Charles!
ER: Umm…no. Different prison. Ser Charles gets sent to the one for noble prisoners. Loisette gets to work at the one where the put the rapists and robbers. Say, did they actually know about and persecute rape in the middle ages?
LOISETTE: No rapists in prison! I think it depended on who the rapist and robbers, raped and robbed. She's guessing that Clark, being from Krypton, hasn't learned about the finer aspects of that distant city?
CLARK: They have brothels too!... I mean, I didn't know they had 24 hour chapels, Lois, I've never been there.
ER: Actually, according to Las Vegas (the series with James Caan), prostitution is illegal within the city limits. So, they only have brothels in the dessert surrounding the city. CLARK: Like city limits matter to a man who can fly around the world in seconds flat. NEVADA MADAMES: Not really selling himself with that tagline. LOIS: Tell me about it.
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I think it depended on who the rapist and robbers, raped and robbed. Yeah. Although, it’s either a non-crime or one punishable by immediate and gruesome dying in a very public fashion. Neither one would be conductive to furthering the activity inside the prison walls. CLARK: Like city limits matter to a man who can fly around the world in seconds flat.
NEVADA MADAMES: Not really selling himself with that tagline.
LOIS: Tell me about it. Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: Like city limits matter to a man who can fly around the world in seconds flat.
NEVADA MADAMES: Not really selling himself with that tagline.
LOIS: Tell me about it.
ER: But wouldn’t the hookers be happy about a client who can move on quickly? Unless they need to spend all their earnings on lotions to help with the carpet burns? Well, the Nevada Madames said "selling himself" with that tagline... so they weren't referring to him purchasing time with women, but the other way around.
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