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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

Look! I got them in the same room and they talked.

Comments appreciated!

Many thanks to John and IolantheAlias for Betaing this me. Without your encouragement and assistance, this story would be even more difficult to write.

Clark and Lois are together.

Lois: nothing between me and Superman.

Like at the White Orchid Ball. Oh, she means with him as Superman.

Did he share Menken's claims with her?

Well, that is what has happened in the past. And her pursuing Lex does not make it seem likely things have changed.

at least she knows it needs to happen.

she admit she loves him.

Clark:Wait, we are you so excited, I thought you wanted her to love me.

Reader:Clark you do fly.

Clark:She doesn't know that yet.

Reader:Um, well ....

Maybe this could be the story that wins her the Pulitzer. At least her next Kerth.

Hope that this mention of lead by Clark keeps us from having to suffer through snide comments about lead-lined robes.

they are touching.

now they are alone. And toegether. OK, they probably won't talk.

Seems a bit bold when he still has to find 3 more bombs. Still, I guess with weeks starting on Sunday, he is giving himself a long time.

the name is used.

But she had the wrong organization in mind.

So much for her not being in on illegal operations.

Lois:Linda is no rival of me on professional lines.

Maybe Lex's middle name is Kreig. On another note, isn't Lois's goal to become LK? she keeps distracting Clark from spending enough time with me.

He clearly is still a lunkhead.

Only because Clark rejected her. And so did Superman. The fact that two men could reject her just did not compute for Cat.

At least she gets kisses from Superman. That is more than Cat will ever get from him.



He gave Linda the special contribution line, how could he?

Ah, I have to ask, any idea when this epic will be concluded?

Just curious!

At first I thought you where referring Superman, but no, it’s really been Clark. Why is *Clark* helping the MPD?



Don’t divine beings often dissolve into mist when they die? Also, won’t she get suspicious when she’s in bed with Lex and he’s lacking the gunshot scar? And won’t he be annoyed by that scar on her arm? Come to think of it, Lois’s dress from the show during Fly Hard was sleeveless, so her scar would be on prominent display.

/hands Lois passage explaining the old-school meaning of ‘knowing someone’/

So, he had a long nose?


About ye deep.

So, according to Lois a women with low morals and a couple of hicks?

Umm… sweet lovin’? To use a polite term…



Michael

Since she won't ever be in bed with Lex this issue will not come up.

John: Ooooh. More comments!
Oh, dear. /gazes at next morning's Met Star headline/ "Daily Planet Explodes Due to Overheated Passions: Story continued on Page 6. In other news, Superman Was Apparently Combustible When Set Ablaze".

Since they are still dancing this dance. Yes.

CLARK: Hmmmm. Look at the time.

LOIS: The *past*, but not since I found out the truth. Not since I fell in love with the lunkhead, right?

Lois and Clark knowing they should talk and the allowing it to happen are two different things entirely.

CLARK: She *said* she'd be working on her taxes!

CLARK: /sputtering/ How... How is this a positive?
LOIS: Exclusivity.

She's admitted this before.

I think :rolleyes: was missing from the Reader's last line of dialogue.

So, she should drop her investigation into Lex having Kryptonite and work on this instead?

CLARK: I would never... suggest... I like that Lois's clothing is transparent.
LOIS: My clothing isn't transparent!
CLARK: It isn't?

Just because Jimmy isn't right next to them, they aren't really alone. Lex is right there watching... okay, he's off with Arianna... but his cameras are right there recording... are you SURE you want them to talk, right there?

CLARK: Last time I checked, a week has 7 days.

LOIS: Pah! Minor detail.

LINDA: This isn't illegal. This happens all the time in the news business. Just ask LNN.

LINDA: We're both reporters.
LOIS: Oh, really. When did you start writing the news off your backside?

LOIS: No! Why would I change my name?

CAT: Me? Oh, please, girlfriend. You and I both know even with this crazy lifestyle choice you made in investigating Luthor, you still spend more time with Clark than I do.

CLARK: I promised Cat I would defend her reporting abilities should they ever be questioned. And Cat being a good reporter, still doesn't imply that Lois is less of one.

LOIS: Men rejected me all the time before I met Superman... Yet, I still didn't recognize him as Clark... you know, that didn't come out quite as I expected.

CAT: Yeah!
PHIL: What?
CAT: Uh... And I get kisses from you, honey. All's fair.

PERRY: She helped bring down Carpenter and save the Planet. How isn't that 'Special Contribution'?

LEX: /checks calender/ But... but... I've already scheduled it!
MRS. COX: Oh, that was an error. It was supposed to read "Hex Lois Lane" not "Sex Lois Lane". My bad.

Morgana: Hi, Morgana. Welcome to my story!
When it's done. Sorry. I have no better answer than that at the moment.

Lois:But that is not the point. I want to spend more time with Clark, and him spending time with you prevents that.

Darth Michael: Thanks for sticking with me despite my characters tendency for lunkheadedness.
LOIS: Excuse me? CharacterS? I think there's only ONE lunkhead in this story!
CLARK: I beg to differ! There's me, there's True Clark, since we share DNA, he must be infected as well. Which means it's possible that if lunkheadedness attaches to one's soul then Carlos could be infected as well. Then, of course, you can't forget the woman we all love WHO'S DATING LEX LUTHOR! So, I count at least 4 possible characters with lunkheaded syndrome.
LUCY: And don't forget both Jimmys.
MARTHA: And Jonathan.
JONATHAN: Hey!
MARTHA: And I love you despite of it.
LOIS:

CHIP:
LEX: Patience my young apprentice. By the way, how's your impersonation of me for the LexCorp talent show coming along?

That was my thoughts on the matter.

MRS. COX: *I* satisfy him.

LEX: No, no. The other way around with me playing the red hot...
LOIS: /holds up hand/ Just stop right there. Please. I don't want to hear any more.
LEX: She likes surprises. Fabulous!

LEX: Yes, by the time Superman bursts through the lead lined safe, it will be too late for him.
LOIS: What if I just have him unlock the safe and then fly away, and I take the pretty rock and wrap it in lead foil?
LEX: um... yeah. That might work. Ooops?

Let's hope.

LOIS: That's not funny.
CLARK: I concur.
LEX: I'm going to have to agree with them, John. That wasn't funny.
LOIS & CLARK: We agreed with John.
LEX: Why would you do that? He's so obviously wrong.
CLARK: Why are you dating this guy again?
LOIS:

CLARK: So, I'm not allowed to have other friends?
LOIS: No.
CLARK: And you say I'm trying to control YOUR life too much.
LOIS: When did I say that to you?
CLARK: Um... never mind. We never had that discussion. Nope. Never. No, Sirree bob. Gee, look at the time. I need to fly...er... Run, because of course, I don't fly. How could I fly? I would have to be...
LOIS: And, yet, he still thinks I don't know. Lunkhead.

You’re welcome.

Michael

They CALLED it a 'dirty bomb' though. The only person they wanted to irradiate was Superman, so trapping him in an enclosed space with the bomb and then exploding it, makes sense.

Okay, that makes sense.

LEX: Potato, Potato. If I'm spying on someone else, totally legal. If someone is spying on me, totally chargeable offense.

MRS. COX: He's *WHAT*? I wonder what she's going to do instead./
LEX: And *yes* that would be stealing.
LOIS: It would be removal of dangerous substance.

/checks script/ Yeah, they called it ‘particularly dirty’. Funny thing, though, that’s not was a dirty bomb is. No, in the case of that nuke, it’s just a bomb that yields in an excessive amount of radioactive particles being sent out during the blast. It comes down to which fissionable material is used and how pure it is and stuff like that. The classic dirty bomb is just a bag full of radioactive material and some high explosives to distribute it over a couple of city blocks. Lots of potential for cancer, no mushroom cloud, rapid decline in real-estate value.

He’s referring to the spying person then being tied behind a charging horse, huh?

Taking the Kryptonite.

Have Arianna steal the Kryptonite instead?

So, when Lex would take possession of a gun shipment or some neurotoxins from within Starlabs, that would also be totally fine?

Michael

She and Clark were seriously in need of a conversation… a private conversation.
-> Yaaaaa think?!

“Nazis? As in World War 2? That kind of Nazi?”
-> Nooooooo! The OTHER kind of Naziss....

“Don’t other reporters work here besides us?”
-> LOL Right?!

“Preston Carpenter of the Metropolis Star placed me inside the Daily Planet as a spy, to let him know about what stories everyone here was working on, and to report my findings to Ms. King,” she replied.
-> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don’t we call it a trifecta and fire Ralph as well?”
-> I like this plan.

That was nothing if not damned inconvenient.
-> But think of all the baked goods your adoring lovers and admirers will send!

Deep inside Lois, Lex knew there was a part of her fighting her good sense to love him.
-> YAAAYY!! LOVE HIM!!!

The inside of the lead-lined safe glowed green.
-> S&M with SM? Yes please!

I believe they meant the former, not the latter, definition by how it was used in the show.

LEX: Only if I get to be the one who yells "Charge!"

LOIS: It legally belongs to the last son of Krypton. Just because he lost it as it scattered over our planet when he arrived, it doesn't make it any less his.
LEX: Possession is 9/10th of the law.
LOIS: When did you ever care about the 'law'?
LEX: When it works in my favor.

That would be a twist.

LEX: Sounds reasonable.
FBI: Not to us!
LEX: I hate it when those guys show up. They have no imagination.

/Psst. I know I went out of order, but I had some other FDK to answer here/

MrsLuthor: Mrs. L! They let you out! Thanks for popping in for a visit. Always good to hear from you.
Maybe. Possibly. A little bit.



Um... with Lex and SM? Um... no.... well, actually, from a certain POV...
CLARK: *Excuse me*?
EW: Nothing. I didn't say anything.
...With Lois and SM... Gfic. You'll have to write that story yourself, being all limbered up from your 50 Shades fanfic you've been cheating on us with.

LOIS: What about the women’s right to vote?

Like when Lord Nor institutes Kryptonian Law on Earth, legislating the ownership of concubines?



Michael

CLARK: Criminals don't get the right to vote, Lois, and spying is a criminal offense.
LOIS: Oh, shut up, Clark.

LEX: It's so sad that I had died by point and time. I would have so enjoyed that.