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Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (140/???) #97504 01/03/14 07:38 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: LOIS: He has a one track mind, doesn't he? ER: Hey, it’s all there in the story! /if you read between the lines/ Quote ER: /checks owner’s manual/ No, it states right here: proven to be 100% correct in translations of pond scum and pocket lint musings. CLARK: A-ha! See, I knew it wouldn't work on me. I'm a lunkhead, that's several steps up from pond scum (i.e. Ralph) and pocket lint (i.e. Wally). ER:Actually, the archives would disagree on that. The ARCHIVES say that Wally and Ralph are smarter than Clark. CLARK: Quote LOIS: Does that mean that I need to get the Luthor 4500 to translate the diseased linty layer of pond scum which is Lex? ER: Not wanting to shell out for the bigger version? Not sure she really wants to know what he's saying. Quote CLARK: She'd have to convince me that neither of us would die first. LOIS: We HAD sex already. CLARK: Nope, I need proof. LOIS: Can you give me 8-9 months? CLARK: [Confused] ER: Confused because thanks to Lana Clark never had to read up on human reproductive process? He didn't catch the reference. Although, now that I think about it, it would have to be 8-9 months and enough time for the child to show extra human abilities (if it ever did). CLARK: Good thing I'm a patient fellow. LOIS: VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (140/???) #97505 01/05/14 09:09 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote The ARCHIVES say that Wally and Ralph are smarter than Clark. No, there’s tons of examples of Lois calling Clark pocket lint and pond scum. Quote Although, now that I think about it, it would have to be 8-9 months and enough time for the child to show extra human abilities (if it ever did). CLARK: Good thing I'm a patient fellow. LOIS:<not happy about living 10-15 years of marriage without consummating> Oops? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (140/???) #97506 02/02/14 11:16 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: EW: The ARCHIVES say that Wally and Ralph are smarter than Clark. ER: No, there’s tons of examples of Lois calling Clark pocket lint and pond scum. CLARK: I have no idea why that would be. LOIS: See, I am the brains of this operation. BRUCE: I've been trying to convince him of that for years. LOIS: See, even Batman agrees with me. BRUCE: What? How? Clark! And, Lois, I didn't mean... CLARK: Just let it slide, Bruce. She figured you out before she even met me, but it was Gotham City, so she didn't really care. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (140/???) #97507 02/08/14 07:41 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,085 Likes: 39	Quote BRUCE: What? [Shock] How? Clark! And, Lois, I didn't mean... CLARK: - Just let it slide, Bruce. She figured you out before she even met me, but it was Gotham City, so she didn't really care. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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