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Darth Michael:



JACK: Sounds like most of the women I meet.

LEX: Bender, make sure you include in the pre-nup that Ms. Lane wants NO money from out arrangement. Nigel! How is our little plan regarding those infidels at the Planet coming?

LEX: I've got a vessel for your state right here, Sweetie!
SWEETTART: :rolleyes:

CLARK:
LOIS: Even you?
CLARK: No, not me. I can't imagine why I forgot about me. That was just silly. / does happy dance / Lois thinks we're still involved.



CAT: I resent that! Oh, wait. You meant Lois. Never mind.

LEX: Give her time.

Is she being followed by a man in primary colors?

It's on the other side of the desk. It's the phone she needs to worry about more.

JIMMY: So, you're saying I should have brown bagged it.
JIMBO: What did *you* do? That was a collector's item!

I thought you guys wanted him to stand up to Lois more?

The roof? No, it's granite colored. If you're talking about her ring that will be explained in the next part.



Well, Tempus always liked Kansas in the springtime...

-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK --
FUENTES: Hmmm. That sounds like a good one. Why didn't I say that's what I had instead of a nuclear bomb?

He hasn't had access to that portal.

LOIS: I thought that the men were supposed to wear those.
CLARK: Just threaten us with it and we'll be chaste.



How does Lois exposing SM to Krytponite imply that Lex was to blame for Clark's kidnapping during Nightfall?

Did she?
RALPH: /while going through the box of discarded items/ Cool! A bat!

In her fiance's eyes, Cat should always have honor.

CAT: I never asked for payment!

Yep.

Did that class tell her that she wouldn't amount to anything because people don't respect sex symbols for their contribution to society?

SUPERMAN: How did he get a picture of me naked? I never take off the suit.
CANON CAT: That's what I thought.

Oh, so men aren't really emotionally fragile creatures with thick heads...uh... skins? Ooopps.

CAT: What? Do you think I wanted Lois's rejects? (with one noticeable exception) I've never been *that* desperate.

CAT: No, no. That was a couple minutes later. /pulls out another photo/ Here.

CLARK:
CAT: So, I've *heard*.

Thanks.

Now the secret of your name is out, you can't suppress it again.

Clark: If you would just let me smash it, you would not get the reaction from the readers at all.

Did she go to Suicide Slum without a watch at all?

Clark:Octopus is meant to be a call for immediate help. You have to be clear that it still applies after 8 hours. Lois has been clear about nothing of late except that she loves Luthor.

What if he hallowed out the ring? Or put a tracking device in the band. I could see either working, at least in theory if we allow micro-devices.

If she meets a very impatient robber in suicide slum.

But by cutting her off he is avoiding hearing what she is really trying to say.

Virginia said:

Actually, I think the major reason that I see more than she does, is that I have read this part multiple times. The first times I read it I was at least as blind-sided by what was going on as her.

Reading it a second time just makes so much more sense. Although it is emotionally hard to do.

LOIS: [Embarrassed] um... purely coincidental. I was trying to be subtle. Uh... it... er... doesn't mean anything.

This time Lois is really protesting too much.

I went ahead and went back and read the mention of Lois dropping off the note at the end of Part 143. Was there somewhere where we were told what Lois had actually said in that note she left at Clark's place?

Or Lola. Or Lois. Or Mayson.

Oh dear.

Used Lois as a weapon? Blew up the Planet? Spied on Lois?

LOIS: Yuk, that smells like the MetSewRecFac. Anyway, still bored by Lex.
LUCY: Oooh! Billionaire!
NIGEL: I haven’t even sprayed her yet

Lois now exposed Clark twice to Kryptonite given to her by Lex. Doesn’t matter whether it was intentional or not.
CLARK: I beg to differ.

No, but it would have told her about billboards and stuff.

CAT: Michael

LEX: But I wasn't even IN this part!

Silly man. A woman can smell a wealthy man at a hundred paces.

LOIS: Tell me about it. :rolleyes:

So, she can't got to the loo or talk to her co-workers outside of her office? Or hand in her copy? She's just chained to her desk?
LEX:

JIMBO: Uh... no. I went with the basic model.

LEX:

Oh, sorry. Well, um... okay?

So, Lex isn't to blame, Lois is?

LOIS:

He’s like Gov. Tarkin. We can smell his stench from the first line where Lois shows up.

It’s a left over from the Renaissance. The rich nobles all wore layers of perfume to mask the stench of their own unwashed bodies.



LIL’ KAL: But Moooooom! I want a bomb for lunch!
MARTHA: No, Clark. You know you always get heartburn from those. Junkfood’s not good for you.

Michael