Thanks for filling my inbox this weekend.
Always a terrific way to inspire my muse.
Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER: Oh dear. All that can’t be healthy for a pregnant woman.
<EW shows her true colors>
May I recommend Carol M’s Valley of the Shadow?With that preface, it sounds like I should buy a box of tissue before I download it.
EW: Don't worry, he won't be around long enough to endanger anyone else any longer. /Points to Herb's visit coming up in May/
ER: Hmm… add the plot point, carry the part…Should be another two years or so until it’s May /cringes in case EW is packing her inner Lois/
Um... I'm working on my ability to time travel within my story, so expect varying leaps forward in time. Although, it could be a bumpy ride, so please buckle up.
Well,… she *has* been out of practice since getting engaged to Lex Luthor.
Maybe Clark *is* Lois's bad luck charm.
LEX: I've been saying that for months.
BATMAN: She’s a big woman, we can share her.
LOIS: *Grown up*! Not ‘big’ /mad/
SUPERMAN: I may be polite, Bruce. But there are some things I don't share.
LOIS: *Things*?
HERB: - But, Ms. Lane, she's his TRUE soul mate.
LOIS: I don't care. I'm his pregnant wife.
CLARK: It's okay, honey. I'll share.
DAILY PLANET HEADLINE: "Superman Dies in Freak Kryptonite Accident, story by Lois Lane Kent."
ER:Oops? Also, wouldn’t that be dangerous to her baby?
Maybe. Also, I see that I contradicted myself.
CLARK: I don't share Lois with others, but I willing take on more than one Lois at a time.
CANON CLARK: I don't recommend it. Take it from me, it's hazardous to your health. Anyway, we can hardly handle one Lois, what makes you think you could handle two?
KAL from ML:
CANON CLARK: I rest my case.
KAL:
EW: Actually, Lex has a thing for women with REALLY long hair... if you recall.
ER:It even transcends stories. Must be so he can use them to escape towers where he gets locked up with his lady of the week.
Well, he does live atop a tall tower...
EW: So, you don't like Clark with a spine?
ER: He tends to chase Lois off?
Oh, so totally in character for this Clark?
CLARK: What?
Lois!
CLARK: I’m not into that kind of thing.
LOIS: [Wallbash] Superman!
ER: So, more of a job for Superman, then?
She must be grasping at straws.
SUPERMAN: I *beg* your pardon?
LOIS: She meant I'd take whichever side of you I could get... not the other thing.
SUPERMAN:
Good, because I'm not... no where... oh, look at the time.
LOIS: He's a lunkhead, all right. But he's MY lunkhead.
CLARK: About that...
LOIS: /points to earlier headline/