Wow! I sure didn't expect so many comments in response to this little throwaway story. Does it mean I ought to thank Tank-the-Evil-Master for forcing me to write about a haircut?
First and foremost, I think we can throw a party! TANK IS UNRETIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

- the stats say so [g]), Paul, Irene, Tank (you're not retired any more, yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Kathy, Rat, Melisma, Loriel, Breanna, James (nope, not evil! Innocent!), Tricia, Merry and Annie (check the poll: Kaethel is NOT evil [eg])! Your enthusiastic feedback is truly overwhelming and sure encourages me to try my hand at funny stuff again.
Kaethel
