Originally posted by Deadly Chakram:
#63 - To bring Lois out of her shell and start the process of friendship building, simply take to the Smallville Corn Fest.
#63a - Frequent exposure to the elder Kents is good for Lois.
I'll accept this one, but please keep in mind that Alt-Clark has lost his parents so there are no elder Kents for him to expose alt-Lois to. This list is:
Lois Lane Manuel if canon Clark made such a book for Alt-Clark (after he found alt-Lois, of course)
I'll keep it because this manuel would also be helpful for a Clark who has lost his memory.
#66 - Ethics according to Lois: It is acceptable for her to x-ray your butt to check out your underwear. It is not acceptable for you to x-ray her butt to check out hers.

So true! I love how Clark assumes that Lois was just checking out his underwear.
