#96. Feed her fish. She will often forget about them in the pursuit of a story.

#97. If said fish meet their timely (or untimely) end, comfort Lois and help her find new ones to torture erm... nurture.

I could keep on talking about fish, but maybe these two cents are enough. goofy Four more, anyone?

Granny Weatherwax: 'You've got to think headology, see? Not muck about with all this beauty and wealth business. That's not important.'

Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett