Originally posted by Lara Joelle Kent:
Huh? All other rules in this list are [b]for Lois on how to live with Clark. This rule, however, is for Clark on how to live. (With or without Lois.) [/b]
LJK, Perhaps we (or Lynn

who started
this list) can recommend an edit to make it work for this list.
Maybe edit the voice to Lois's or change it to have
her say, "Tell Clark:
Clark, sweetie, those little black box things with wires sticking out of them are explosive devices, not fresh veggies. You don't have to swallow them. Also not a good idea to sit on one - an explosive device or fresh veggies.
Does that work better for you?
Or do we need this be Rule #1 of a new List. "How to be the Best Superman Ever"

as compiled by Clark Kent's friends? (as this one could easily have been submitted by Martha.)