817 - Lois is lost
817a) at the Metropolis Sewage Reclaimation Facility
817b) wandering Metropolis, calling herself by another name
818 - Lois has run out of chocolate. Respond ASAP. Someone may die otherwise.
819 - Lois has stolen the Assistant DA's beeper
820 - Lois has been scooped. Respond ASAP. Someone may die otherwise.

Battle On,
Deadly Chakram

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