I was going to use Madonna. But when I thought about it, I decided it was more likely that they would choose someone who is dead.
Not only that, US law requires that all people pictured on currency or stamps be dead.
Except for Elvis, of course.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
