I figured most of you would at least click on such a topic name to find out what I'm talking about.
I find myself needing a list of different ways in which Lex has been killed off in fics. The more grandiose or ignominious the better, although I'll take whatever I can get.
Although it's obvious, I might as well caution that this folder will likely contain lots and lots of spoilers; so if you're behind in your fic reading and don't want to know how Lex gets killed in a specific story, don't read this too closely!
Off the top of my head, I can think of the following:
- Under the wheels of a bus (Pam's Being Lois Lane)
- Eaten alive by sharks (Wendy's When Lightning Strikes Twice)
- Dangling popsicle (Labrat's Masques)
- Grenade stuffed down his trousers (Phil's Stronger Than Me Alone)
I am appealing to all the Lex-haters out there to help me with one. Even if it's as prosaic as being thrown out a window (Chris Carr's EM II), let me know about the many ways we FoLCs have done LnC the biggest favor of their lives by getting rid of Lex!
Hazel, who promises an explanation no later than the end of March
