didn't think i had anything, but i just remembered "
there\'s more than one way... "
he's not dead (though not for lack of trying), but he does end up stuck in the body of a stray cat who, at the end of the story, has good news and bad news: he'll be adopted, but, as part of the process, he'll be "fixed." ignominious enough for you?
oh, and in my "
smart kids " untwist (which i just noticed while browsing the archive), he died alone, presumably of old age, in complete obscurity.
not really all that violent, but it's not usually my style.
can't think of anything else offhand.
fun topic, tho.
Paul, who thinks he knows what hazel's up to, and is hoping he's right.
