Lois: *Next* time, Jimmy, why don't you *buy* post-it notes instead of trying to make your own using paper and super-glue?!
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Lois: "To operate Jimmy-tron 2000, press button in back..."
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Lois: First of all, Jimmy, toupees are not "cool". They are, by nature, very uncool! Second, they are especially uncool if you forget to take the tag off!!
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Alas, without his contacts, Jimmy is very nearsighted.
