For this pic:

"Clark, I keep telling you -- that's not what they mean by 'hot pants'! Besides, those things went out with the 80s..."

General FYI:

The last Caption Competition is here . There's a pic up with several entries. We're just waiting for Catherine Bruce to pick a winner.

No reason we can't continue here, though, if this one picks up.

Paul

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.