thud FINALLY! Meet John Doe!

SUIT #2:

I guess that explains why we can't locate any of your tax returns. It doesn't appear you've actually ever filed -- that can't be right, can it? Superman, a tax dodger? Should we be looking under 's' for 'Super' or 'M' for 'Man?'

Back later with a new one.

When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.