Just caught up with this one while updating the TOCS. Wonderfully hilarious, Mary! Love it!
Remember to submit it to the Archive (we adore fanfic where we can justify not doing any work on editing the typos. )
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.