Originally posted by YConnell: Well, I'm 45, my real name is indeed Yvonne, and I don't care who knows it.
Interesting that we're short on 30-somethings. Is that because they're all too busy raising young families, or just because they're having more fun elsewhere?
I killed off the competition.
Yvonne, I didn't know you sing!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
