Why couldn't the suit be made out of silk or cotton instead of spandex? And why did it have to be so bloody gaudy (not that the Kryptonian one was any better). Perhaps then I would take Superman as well. But honestly if I had CK with his superpowers - it wouldn't be the sharing him with the rest of the world (go shoo, hon, bugger off now don't care, got stuff to do by myself anyways) that would be the problem it would be trying not to be blinded or deranged by the bright colours.
And spandex is hard to clean. and bad for the skin if you are sensitive.
Plus any man with glasses is more of a turn on for me than a guy who likes a bodybuilder in spandex.
And you know what? If CK hadn't travelled the world, I wouldn't have bothered with him in either persona. I wouldn't want him - I want someone who can relate to the fact that there is difference out there, someone with knowledge and respect because else he wouldn't be able to relate to me at all. Besides I can never stay in one place for long anyways.
The Little Tornado.
The Little Tornado is ....
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Marisa Wikramanayake
Freelance Writer & Editor,
Board Member of SoEWA and Writing WA
http://www.marisa.com.au
