As I was reading it, I also thought it was very "Lady or the Tiger." I love that story and read it to my 7th graders each year. They get so angry when it just ends; gee, I wonder why?
Terry, I think it's hysterical that you posted a fake ending. No flames forthcoming from me. I just might have to send you real praise once the real ending is posted.

Looks like my marauders may have to put down their pitchforks and get jobs with the Capital One vikings.
Looking forward to your real ending, though I suspect I'll still be waiting for a sequel.
Susan