That has got to be one of the funniest stories I have read in a long time! I was laughing so hard that tears came to my eyes. Very well done!  I hope to read more stories by you soon! - Vicki
"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster
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