I'm back.
A lot of people have commented on how well thought-out Lois' arguments were, and I agree. I also wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed how you took us episode by episode, as Lois' misconception throws a new light on scene after scene. It took me back and made me remember each episode, and I was laughing out loud the whole way.
And the scene where she finds Perry... First Clark, then Superman, then Perry - poor Lois, there won't be a straight man left in the Daily Planet if she keeps going like this!
I agree with Toc - this story should go to the archive asap.