Darth Michael: I made it!
Phew. Just in the nick of time.
I think Rat’s gotten bad teeth. He’s lisping.
Ooops. You know I think there was an "r" in there when I sent it to beta.
Double L? The one who wrote Tainted Love?
CLARK: :Dizzy: Great now I have nightmares. And I'll never be able to look at cockroaches the same way again.
In an earlier part, Bobby suggested they call Lex Luthor "Double-L" in case anyone overheard them talking; he didn't want it getting back to the Boss that Bobby was talking about him.
Jimmy? Huh…wait, Bobby’s not talking about Lois, is he?
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JACK: Double L is *not* my father!
LEX: Why I did away with my kid brother.
Hmmmm.
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Boy’s got a dirty mind, doesn’t he?
Nice pun on landfill.
Yeah. Whichever one wasn't in jail.
Yeah, but would someone smart but not alpha join up on a team lead by a dumb alpha?
Would someone dumb realize that is a drawback? Or perhaps someone smart might consider a coup.
LOIS /dancing around/: Kill it! Kill it! Octopusssssssssssss! Kill it! Eeeeeh! Eeeeeeh!
No, but EW might be doing that.
CLARK: I thought it was funny.
I think you’re missing an ‘a’ in there. Also, I did find an extra ‘e’.
Thenks. I mean... Thanks. Fixed.
Funny, I can see them acting the same way with the fairer sex.
JOHN: Pete'd have to have the nerve to talk to 'em first.
Oh look. He’s not the smart brother after all.
He already knew that. Denny's in the Smart group being considered for the Beckworth School. Jack was only qualified for the School of Hard Knocks.
PETE & STUB:
50?
Pretty much. But for a kid who has nothing $50 for a 1/2 hour's work, isn't bad.
Charge 50?
LOIS:
JACK: No, I don’t do that kind of stuff. I’m into girls, not rich, old dudes.
Not those kind of professionals.
LOIS: And I charge multi-million dollar newspapers to get some of this action.
CLARK: Too rich for my blood. Phew.
Some fiction authors who now also have their material produced by HBO don’t make the distinction between wife and daughter.
Are you trying NOT to sell me on GoT?
LOIS:
There goes my repudation…
CAT:
She thinks she has a reputation left?
He *does* realize that the food’s free, right?
Jimmy at Clark's? Not free.
JIMBO: Yeah! CK's always telling me to clean stuff up and wash dishes and do my laundry. Geeze. I should have just moved back in with Ma.
Also, not that bad the taste…
I like broccoli myself. But Jimmy is of that age where if it isn't deep fried or comes on a pizza, it isn't food.
Yeah, but when Lex finds him, the food won’t keep him healthy.
Why is Lex looking for Jimbo?
BRUCE WAYNE: I did not kill Monique Kahn. Anyway, I live on the *other* side of Gotham City from where she was found.
Good answer.
Lois didn’t want to be stalked. Well…more stalked.
LOIS: It couldn't have been worse than being stalked by Lex, could it?
*two months earlier*
CAT: So, here's the code to the tracking device on the watch that Lex gave Lois...
CLARK:
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LOIS: Sup...
LEX: That's strange. Lois seems to be visiting the moon, no Mars, no... what's that next planet past Mars, Nigel?
NIGEL: Jupiter, sir?
LEX: Hmmmm. Do you think Superman found out about her watch?
LOIS: /slaps Clark in back of his head/ Good going there, Sherlock!
He’s a tad self-absorbed, isn’t he?
Lois-centric? /and yes./
I don’t think he’ll make a very good husband for Lois. No chocolate. No sex. No patience.
DAN:
I can do the first two!
And he thinks it’s a good idea to join the father of the bride and her Neanderthal brothers on a hunting trip?
No, these are the good brothers. Her brother Peter isn't going and neither is her dad (who BTW is THRILLED that his daughter is married.)
So, Cat thinks she will need to fixate Lois for Clark to have a good night with her?
CAT: So, I found this guy who sold me this stone which will let you have sex with Lois.
CLARK: Really?!
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CAT: Yeah, I just need to hold it between our hands and look into her eyes.
CLARK: What's the catch?
CAT:
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Um... no catch.
LOIS: So, *not* happening. I'm not holding your hand and looking deeply into your eyes, Cat.
CAT: /swears under her breath/ So, close.
Funny thing. The same’s true for Lex.
PHIL: Really. I've NEVER met the man.
Like they do with shops that suddenly catch fire?
LEX: /counting money/ Huh?
Wouldn’t it be awkward if they could tie him to the insurance fraud but not the murder?
That happened once on an episode of CSI. Apparently the insurance company required a much less burden of proof.
I call foul! Smell, that is.
I guess that load needed a second wash then.
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Me, too! Time to post again... well, in a couple of hours.
