ER: Just like Lex!
JACK: Double L is *not* my father!
ER: He’s cute, isn’t he?
You've got to remember that in this story, Jack and Denny were raised by their single father until a couple of years ago, so they still remember what he looks like. Oooooh. I just thought of another Headline... Excusie...

JOHN: Pete'd have to have the nerve to talk to 'em first.
ER: So, John not bought Pete a hooker, yet?
Not, John told his brother he'd have to pay for them himself.
LOIS: /hands out free introductory offers to very select clientele/
CLARK: Well... um... you see... um... Hey, you feel like some coffee? I feel like some coffee.
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