Last one for tonight, because it really is past my bedtime.
Oh dear. Funny, I’m thinking this morning should have a nice full inbox to wake up to…
It's funny how that treat never gets old. Kind of like chocolate or ice cream.

It's really hard to do saves during tax season.
MARK: That’s why I have joined an entire team of super heroes, including Dark Blade.
CLARK: Yeah, but Dark Blade is a nice dude. Batman’s a douche.
BM:
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I don't need friends. I'm Batman!
Yeah, I can see how that would be a problem, given how financially handicapped Clark is. Who would want him to manage one’s money or taxes.
LEX: He's too law-abiding. That's why lots of people invested in LUTHOR PONZIE PORTFOLIO. You can too!
You really want Lois believing that you think she's honestly snobbish? dizzy

But…but…
CLARK: Or was it the day Perry put me on this case with you? (off her look) That's it. You resented the fact that...
LOIS: Perry foisted an inexperienced...
CLARK: Snob.
LOIS: What?
CLARK: You're a snob, Lois.
LOIS: Well, coming from Mr. Green Jeans ...
As you see, she took it so well.
You’re one for recycling every little bit of paper dirt, aren’t you?
So, you all want me to skip past all the fun stuff and jump to the end?
What? How…Why…?

Nah. Just funning with you. Although, I'll be doing some more jumping in the next Section than I did in this one.
CLARK: But... But... But... It wasn't good touching.
Maybe he should ask first? Maybe it was just rough sex? Given how Lex wasn’t actually doubled over and holding on to very private things? Well…looking for them on the floor…
CLARK: He was touching her, so it was bad touching.
LOIS: That makes sense to me.
But I don't have "Do not torture Clark this year" on my New Year's Resolutions.
So…you didn’t go for the hard ones?
I'm sure in one of my stories I didn't torture Clark and/or Lois. Um... Perhaps?... Maybe one? (Torture=conflict, right?)
Seen a photo of a naked Lois recently?
CLARK: Um... no. Why?
Just thinking…
CLARK: Yeah. /sigh/ I think about seeing pictures of Lois, too.
LEX: And they call me sick for acting out on these fantasies?
Hasta Manana!
