That stuff can last YEARS.... not in my house, mind you, but in some weird, health food addict's apartment, or something.

LOIS: Clark? How long have you had chocolate buried under all these veggies? And why didn't you give it to ME?

CLARK: It came with the apartment?
Now, Michael, that would be telling, wouldn't it? <EW is trying to sneak a locomotive past the reader>

EW: Possibly. Oooh. Wait! I've got it. Trade Secret. There was NO torture in that story.
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EW: No, according to the judge, that doesn't work. It was an Nfic. Never mind. I'll keep searching for a story where I don't torture my characters in any way shape or manner. If I have to, I'll make it a personal challenge.


Michael