LOIS: Please, Clark, the differences are huge and clear. I am allowed to lie to everyone, but everyone must be entirely honest with me.
[…]
CLARK: That was a serious argument?
LOIS: Duh!
It's kind of like showing "Airplane!", "Airport 66", or "Snakes on a Plane" as an inflight movie.

How about Fly Hard 2?
I wonder if anyone has written a story where Clark decides to reveal his secret to Lois because then she would be too close to her story to report it, hence breaking one of her golden rules and maybe be more willing to date Clark (breaking another rule)? Yes, I know logic wise, it doesn't work, but slapstick comedy wise it does.
So, does that mean you’re going to give the sweet little bunny a new home?
CAT: I don't charge to sleep with men. That's tacky.
LOIS: She said it, not me.

CAT: What? It’s true. Lois on the other hand…
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Good thing that Lois’s middle name is Joanne and not Joanna, huh?
I don't think that's canon, but fandon. I don't like it, so I have never used it.
CLARK: Thanks. Thanks a lot.
You’re welcome!

Oh, that's one vote for keeping this story from the dark side.

One can’t win against evil, can one?
Actually, they only dragged me off to the movies.

LEX: So, what was bad about it? The lighting? The cinematography? The special effects? I agree doing it all in one take was led to a fresh perspective, but when the director is also the film's leading man... what can you do?


Michael