*** Response to Darth Michael's FDK - Part 2 ***

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He does realize just how much celebrity-fake-porn is out there, right?
SAMANTHA: /wave/
LOIS: Clark, can you explain this video someone forwarded to me of Superman in a den of hookers?
CLARK: That's not me!
LOIS: Uh-huh.

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You’ve been dallying with so many men while I thought we were dating, I just couldn’t be sure?
CLARK: See! I mean, no, that's not what I meant. I trust you, Minha.

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Plus, she believed it herself.
LOIS: Huh, so *that’s* where those 48 hours went…
Exactly.
Oh, dear. Had Lois been sprayed with Revenge and come on to Luthor? [Linked Image]

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She’s a Lois and it’s been 4 hours since her last coffee?
CLARK: I knew I was forgetting something.

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So, he’s leaving town then?
/points to opening scene of Clark on plane./

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Oh boy, she must be really mad to be so mean to him.
Why is it mean to talk to someone in the shadows?

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CLARK: Vegas. Hookers!
JIMMY: You're paying, man!

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LOIS: /mad/
CALL-ME-DANIEL: /wave/
So, he's coming to town early?

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Well…he *is* moving his lips.
CLARK: But she *wanted* to talk.

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Maybe someone should tell her that [Linked Image] is an option at the moment.
CAT: Me! I will! Me! Choose me!

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From his behavior?
From her dream of canon Clark telling her that he lied about liking her.

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I recommend he not tell her ‘I love you, even after you fornicated with the devil’.
Yes. That's good advice.

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MET STAR FRONT PAGE: Superman impersonator in civis nursing a hangover!
DIRT DIGGER FRONT PAGE: Met Star fallen to new low after arrest of Preston Carpenter!
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The one without powers?
The Clark who knows that she knows CK=SM.

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Also, I recommend by occupying her lips with something else to do.
CLARK: /Gets some naughty ideas/
ER: /Gibbs slaps Clark and reminds him that this is a Gfic/ Noooooo!
CLARK: /tries thinking again and comes up with Gfic answer/
EW: [Linked Image]

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He allergic to Earth women when he’s not got super powers?
Now, that makes sense.

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I believe it’s customary to discuss with your significant other before heading for a wild weekend in Vegas.
CLARK: A wild weekend of sunbathing?

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See? I think I know why he managed to mess up Alt-Rachel, Alt-Lana, C-Lois, Alt-Mayson, Wrong-Linda, Wrong-Mayson.
Technically, he hasn't met any version of Mayson, yet.

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I think he needs to prioritize better and maybe visit a couple’s therapist for himself and his other personality.
DR. FRISKIN: Superman, what do you think of what Clark said?
SUPERMAN: Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. Damsel in distress. Excuse me.

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A private pool with more relaxed clothing norms than what is common in the US? According to TV shows, that’s what they do in Vegas.
CLARK: We're staying at a hotel, not at Spencer Spencer's private retreat!
JIMMY: mecry

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He didn’t just go there, did he?
Yep.

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ER: /stunned/ He’s…he’s…he’s leanring!
CLARK: I got a manual /blushing/...
JIMMY: Hey, CK, Can I borrow your book, everything you wanted to know about women and were terrified to ever ask them?

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Because then they’d have a girl with them in the room?
JIMMY: Mad Dog's a girl?

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Wait, did you say that Once Upon A Time is on your Netflix todo list or that you’re already watching?
Just finished S1 last week. I find watching TV interferes with my writing and FDK responses. I did get the first DVD of Game of Thrones though. That's one R-rated show, isn't it? Is there any characters I'm going to like who don't end up dying or giving up their morals?

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LOIS: Are you implying that I’m Regina?
MAYSON: Can I be Emma, then, please?
LOIS: It so explains a lot to know that you were an unwed mother who gave up her son because he interfered with your partying lifestyle.

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In Vegas…
CLARK: No, Jimmy, she said we’re on a break. That means it’s okay for me to hang out with these nice girls who fall just outside of my acceptable dating range.
[Linked Image] I thought we agreed that he was learning?

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Maybe she had a vision that the plane would make a detour to the Bermuda Triangle?
But... but... but... this Lois hasn't gone a cruise over there?

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Or maybe it would fly over Cleveland and get sucked into the Hellmouth?
Um... I thought the Hellmouth was in Southern California?

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Translation: My problems are more important than you.
CLARK: Oooops.

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He could get a hearing aid?
But he heard her.

Originally Posted by Michael
Originally Posted by Wrong Clark
“I really do like this haircut, Lois,” Clark said,
Hey, at least it’s not [Linked Image]
CLARK: Never mind, get me the hearing aid. I couldn't understand a thing Michael was whispering.

Originally Posted by Michael
Originally Posted by EW
Has Clark redeemed himself or is he still in the running for Lunkhead of the Year?
You have to ask?
Soooo, redeemed himself?

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LOIS: I’m always right!
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.