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LOIS: I think you're confusing me with a blonde reporter named Linda. I only write the truth.
PERRY: [Linked Image] And then only when she can prove it to me and a pack of lawyers.
LOIS: grumble

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MARTHA: We didn't *say* that.
JONATHAN: No. We thought it. But we're nice country folk and don't say such things out loud.
Hence the washing of Clark’s mouth with dishsoap whenever he talked about his acquaintances with Lex?

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LOIS: I was talking real news, not fiction.
PEOPLE: We use boring news only for lining bird cages.

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LOIS: Doctored! Those aren't real photos!
CLARK: Um... isn't that flames coming out that window? Wasn't that the fire Superman put out last week?
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DIRT DIGGER: “Superman has time for quicky while building is burning next door”

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PERRY: Sure, I'll have my son Jerry write you out a check.
Umm…isn’t it against the law to write checks you know will bounce?

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CLARK: I know what they are. I meant I don't watch shows with Marvel characters. <tries to keep it a secret that he likes the idea of a female Thor>
(things one reads on the internet when one isn’t careful)

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High def is very important to DVD watchers.
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SUPERMAN: I swear, Mr. White, WE haven't had sex yet. She can't be pregnant.
PERRY: Yet?
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LOIS: <can’t believe the single-mindedness of the people closest to her> Men! Pregnancy isn't the only thing that causes vomiting you know.
SUPERMAN: It isn't?
LOIS: No, Kryptonite (the alcoholic beverage) can induce it, too.

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Right! I like the dogs too.
Dogs? Dogs? Are you referring to the unborn puppies they had as a main course during the wedding feast? Or do you mean The Hound?
BRAN: [Linked Image]
ER: Oh, you talking about them direwolves. Yeah, they’re fun. Sadly, they’re quite underrepresented on the show. I’m guessing due to the cost of making an animated wolf the size of a horse.

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Yeah. Although that one is still pretty unfriendly and murderous.
I don't know, I thought Smaug was fun. Sure, not for the Dwarves or the city by the lake, but for us viewers.
laugh That’s the same as with Lex, isn’t it?

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EW: Lois isn't getting fat.
ER: Oh, you’re telling us that her clothes getting tighter around her chest-area and waist is not related to chocolates?
LOIS: I plan to go on a new exercise program in a few days.
CLARK: <worried about his ability to withstand the allure of a chestically-enhanced Lois>
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Simple, you implied that he moves his lips *when they haven't been attached to Lois's*, which meant they must have been attached to someone else's lips. Right?
He was *talking*! Someone’s got a singleminded mind.
LOIS: What! It’s called jealousy due to pregnancy hormones. It’s perfectly natural.
CLARK: For a woman who’s not pregnant?

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/points to Bender's nephew from college/
LOIS: He wasn't a lawyer, per se, but it was in his blood. Taints the whole line.
So, one shouldn’t mention to Lois that Clark had just admitted to having studied the practice of law?

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