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Originally Posted By: Darth Michael
LEX: Why Lois will have a wetnurse and a personal nutrition specialist. And a personal hairdresser with amputated hands.
Okay, that's just... what?
So she stays in shape and won’t cut her hair?

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BILL: I'm *arresting* them!
SUPERMAN: That’s what the cops in my dimension always said.
BILL: wallbash You've been spending too much time with Lane.
SUPERMAN: [Linked Image] No. That’s not it. I’m not spending a non-appropriate amount of time with my erm Clark’s girlfriend.

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To prepare for the endless happy times once the little one actually born?
To get you used to not eating hot meals for the next 5 years?
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I think the word he’s looking for is ‘making love to’?
Uh... no.
huh It was worth a try?
LOIS: No. It’s *not* worth trying.

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