ER: So she stays in shape and won’t cut her hair?
EW: Then why have a hairdresser at all?
ER: Because it’s…appropriate for a lady in her standing? Plus, that way Lex gets to have a guy’s hands amputated.
I really think Lex needs some therapy. Also, how will the hairdresser wash Lois's hair and style it for fancy functions without hands? Perhaps you should have Lex take other unnecessary body parts instead... say 'feet'?

Doesn't Lex need to know how to love before making love?
LEX: I love how I feel?
HENDERSON: You have the right to remain silent and I sure hope you do so.
ER: Because Lex doesn’t want more paperwork for a deceased prime suspect?
I'm sure you mean Henderson, not Lex. Lex doesn't fill out paperwork. He has people for that.