Darth Michael: Thank you for your double FDK comments and Beta. You may have noticed a slight change in title, but everything else is mostly the same.
Yes, finally.
she had woken up before her alarm clock. By two minutes.
Argh!
Some autobiography going into this?
Sadly, yes. I hate it when that happens.
Aww…the voices in her head are trying to tell her something. Sadly, she won’t listen to anyone. Even herself.
Of course, she doesn't! CK=SM? That would be insane!
Also, it wouldn't be a VirginiaR story without the inclusion of voices or dreams, now would it?
Hmm…she doesn’t sound very creative on a personal level.
Give her time. She is a bit of a career-focused person.
See.
NOR: I can melt kneecaps, too!
JOHNNY CORBIN: Superman also melted *my* kneecaps /didn't appreciate this or the way SM wasn't charged with accessory to his murder/
LOIS: Nor, I don't like the way you melt kneecaps. Nobody does. Johnny... /sigh/ Why am I even bothering to try to speak to you? My vocabulary is too high for you to understand.
Oh, wait, Clark already had those.
Sigh.
ER: /surprised that Lois would admit the truth to herself so early in a story/
S2. Didn't she figure this out at the end of S1?
ER: /misremembering what happened on Trask's plane/ Oh, right. On their Honeymoon.
CLARK: I don't know. If she had kept kissing me like that on a regular basis, I think it could have lead to a honeymoon much quicker.
That she was horny as hell at that moment?
LOIS:
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I plead the Fifth.
So, his heavy weight had cost Lois her balance?
Yes, that's why she's always falling off buildings and out windows and such.
ER: /confused that Lois hadn't gotten up, even when she woke up before her alarm/ How…where…what…*how*…?
Really? Those are the most productive two minutes of sleep in my household.
Because then she’d end up on the ceiling with him?
CLARK:
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I don't think we'd... really? The ceiling? Huh. I never thought about... it's possible, I guess, I do... um... I plead the Fifth.
Wouldn’t be the first one, either.
BIZZARRO: /wave/
But if Vatman never dressed up as Clark Kent (or Kent Clark), wouldn't that mean he never was?
ER: /has NO idea why Lois could possible be thinking of Clark and Superman at the same time/ Although to be fair, nobody ever told the Superclone to get a live.
LOIS: I was about to, but then he stuck his tongue in my mouth.
She wants two snugglebuns
LOIS: Well, the real one isn't interested. Maybe the clone one would be. I mean, the cloned Superman was.
But it is a bit odd to read this story and the current section of Wrong Clark and The Wedding Pact all at the same time. Makes one a tad woozy.
Another reason to post this during my Wrong Clark hiatus.
She did go to kindergarten and elementary school, didn’t she? Boys are said to pull the braids of the girls they like, so… the SRF must have been a declaration of love.
CAT: I was done with all the men in Metropolis, except Ralph because…duh! and Clark, mainly because he…he…must be gay!
LOIS: No, I skipped kindergarten and went straight into first grade.
CAT: Oh, that explains why she doesn't understand men.
LOIS:
Oh, and Clark's not...
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I mean, Clark is TOTALLY gay.
CAT: But then again, he likes you. So if he's gay that mean that you're.../looks Lois up and down/ Well, that explains a lot.
His chest and his…heavy weight?
His sweet personality.
Still a bit miffed about that one, huh?
LOIS: He could have done the fireman at least *once*!
CLARK:
But I help out the fire department all the time.
LOIS: You do?
CLARK:
I mean, I used to be a volunteer fireman back in Smallville.
LOIS: Oh.
Maybe he figured he’d get some piece and quiet afterwards?
Oh Loook! Someone else who skipped kindergarten and doesn't understand women.
Three: Clark really and truly wasn’t interested in her for more than a friend; although, if she stripped for him again, he might take friends with benefits.
ER: /Surprised that Lois would think that. Hopeful that EW agrees and turns the story towards the dark side with no crazy marriage complications/
No, sorry, Michael. This story is strictly Gfic.
LEX: In my defense, she had such a nice Superman attached to her. That kind of made her irresistible.
LOIS: Defense? *Defense?*
Defense? DEFENSE?
EW: The real reason Lex jumped during HoL.
/Superman – he’s like catnip for criminal masterminds/
CAT: And women everywhere.
LOIS: /mad/
CLARK: What. She looked grubby.
LOIS: See! He's acting weird. That shouldn't matter if he really liked me.
LOIS: Oh, you do? Well, thanks for thinking about my well-being. I wouldn't want your cooties.
It wasn’t as if they hadn’t been working together all that long.
Lacking selfconfidence, do we?
CLARK: No, I was being sarcastic.
CLARK: No! Just good at math.
Bribing? Really, Clark?
CLARK: /adorable shrug/
Aww. Isn't he cute?
CLARK: But I wasn't floating! Oh... you meant.
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Well, I... er... Coffee?
She had thought he was trying to worm his way into her bedroom? Him?
He’s a male reporter. She’s Lois Lane. Of course she’d assumed that.
Good point. And Yes.
CLARK: No! I'd Never!
He hated that his love for Lois was written across his forehead in permanent ink.
RALPH: /has no idea how that could have happened/
LOIS: What does he mean ‘not permanent’?
Hmmm. That's a good question. I'll have to think about that one.
CLARK: I meant hopefully it wasn't visible when I was dressed in Blue Suit.
RALPH: Funny how Batman played the very same trick on Superman when I played mine on Kent.
LOIS: And that's why Ralph doesn't have any shiny tear-dropped shaped paperweights, and I have three.
So, she’s like a dynamite stick with a long fuse?
CLARK: I wouldn't have phrased it quite like that, but 'yes'.
ER: /mind full of ideas/ *That’s* why she did the dance of the seven veils!
Wouldn't it have been funny if Lois HADN'T been exposed to Revenge and yet still came over to dance for Clark, and he thought she had?
Women think of him as a living god and he thinks Lois is a goddess of love and lust?
LOIS: /clears throat/
ER: …and the goddess of gossip.
LOIS: /mad/
ER: /peep/
Pssst. I think the word you were looking for was "news".
He referring when she’s thrown out of an airplane and would go splat on the ground or when she’s tied to a bomb?
CLARK: That may or may not be one of the times to which I was referring. Yes.
Self-confidence issues, huh?
CLARK: I've seen the way Lois goes ga-ga for Superman. I've never seen, with one notable exception, her ever going the same kind of ga-ga for me.
Clark. You would kiss the rim, not the cup.
CLARK: But that would be like her lips touching mine... /fades away into dream land/... That would be too much like a stalker.
Yes, Clark. She just asked you out on a date behind the Costmart’s walk-in freezer.
Because she's not the only one out there with a license to snoop.
ER: /can't believe that Lois checked into Clark's background and still came up with zippo/
CLAKR: /can't believe that Lois would think so little of him and his morals/
LOIS: What? Isn't that what everyone does?
He comes from the farm country.
He didn't care what her background was because he was already smitten?
He’s a guy in a relationship with a woman
Clark: Yes, were partners. But I didn't say I was in a relationship with Lois. I may have thought that I wanted to be, but I never said so.
RALPH: Debatable.
LOIS: What? You’d do me in a heartbeat.
RALPH: So..?
LOIS: Literal heartbeat.
CLARK: Guys?
ER: Anyhow, he knows to always apologize, preferably with chocolates.
CLARK: What do I need to apologize for? I didn't say anything wrong?
LOIS: Is that no reason not to bring me chocolates?
CLARK:
