Thank you for your double FDK comments and Beta. You may have noticed a slight change in title, but everything else is mostly the same.
Yes, finally. <EW goes into vay-cay mode>
Also, it wouldn't be a VirginiaR story without the inclusion of voices or dreams, now would it? <considers the mental health issues of her main characters a staple>
LOIS: I did not staple my foot on *purpose*! I *was* trying to hit the bad guy, you know?
Johnny... /sigh/ Why am I even bothering to try to speak to you? My vocabulary is too high for you to understand.
JOHNNY:
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ER: /misremembering what happened on Trask's plane/ Oh, right. On their Honeymoon.
CLARK: I don't know. If she had kept kissing me like that on a regular basis, I think it could have lead to a honeymoon much quicker.
Also, I thought she was thinking back to the Honeymoon makeout session.
CLARK:
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So-rry! Ruse.
Yes, that's why she's always falling off buildings and out windows and such.
But if Vatman never dressed up as Clark Kent (or Kent Clark), wouldn't that mean he never was?
Hmm…take one cape…subtract a boot…multiply with hair gel…
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Although to be fair, nobody ever told the Superclone to get a live.
LOIS: I was about to, but then he stuck his tongue in my mouth.
Funny how she reacts to the clone the same way she does to Lex K-I-S-S-I-N-G her.
LOIS: Well, the real one isn't interested. Maybe the clone one would be. I mean, the cloned Superman was.
Yes, but that’s because he was made by Lex.
LOIS: No, I skipped kindergarten and went straight into first grade.
CAT: Oh, that explains why she doesn't understand men.
LOIS: <still doesn’t know how to operate a stick> Oh, and Clark's not... <got some idea on how to protect her property from roaming cats> I mean, Clark is TOTALLY gay.
CAT: But then again, he likes you. So if he's gay that mean that you're.../looks Lois up and down/ Well, that explains a lot.
LOIS: So…the pantsuit and the ‘stache are too much?
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Maybe he figured he’d get some piece and quiet afterwards?
Oh Loook! Someone else who skipped kindergarten and doesn't understand women.
CLARK: I was helping on the farm…? You know, jacking up the tractor and such…
ER: /Surprised that Lois would think that. Hopeful that EW agrees and turns the story towards the dark side with no crazy marriage complications/
No, sorry, Michael. This story is strictly Gfic.
LOIS: Defense? *Defense?* Defense? DEFENSE?
EW: The real reason Lex jumped during HoL.
Realized he already had divorced one she-dragon and he didn’t need the hassle *again*?
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/Superman – he’s like catnip for criminal masterminds/
CAT: And women everywhere.
MINDY: Oooooh!
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CLARK: Cooties!
LOIS: Oh, you do? Well, thanks for thinking about my well-being. I wouldn't want your cooties.
That he got from Mayson?
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Stalker!
CLARK: No! Just good at math.
No, I still go with stalker.
Good point. And Yes.
CLARK: No! I'd Never!
LOIS: So you *don’t* want to sleep with me?
CLARK: I meant hopefully it wasn't visible when I was dressed in Blue Suit.
That kind of depends…
LOIS: And that's why Ralph doesn't have any shiny tear-dropped shaped paperweights, and I have three.
Wouldn't it have been funny if Lois HADN'T been exposed to Revenge and yet still came over to dance for Clark, and he thought she had?
LOIS: What? *Perfect* excuse!
On that note, I really should go back to PML – The Whole Story some day…
Pssst. I think the word you were looking for was "news".
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Naaaahhh…
CLARK: I've seen the way Lois goes ga-ga for Superman. I've never seen, with one notable exception, her ever going the same kind of ga-ga for me.
That’s because Superman dresses like he’s…available while Clark dresses like a monk.
CLARK: But that would be like her lips touching mine... /fades away into dream land/... That would be too much like a stalker.
Says the man who has mapped her comings and goings via her heartbeat.
LOIS: What? Isn't that what everyone does?
The reason she’s still single?
He didn't care what her background was because he was already smitten?
But what if she had slept with half the boys in college and most of the professors?
CLARK: What do I need to apologize for? I didn't say anything wrong?
LOIS: Is that no reason not to bring me chocolates?
CLARK: <not a clue how he managed to step into it *this* time>
Originally Posted By: Darth Michael
They’d have to find a thunderstorm first.
Well, technically, she could go in a ship.
LOIS:
Technically, I don’t have to do what the EW says, either.
CLARK:
Technically, I don’t have to do what Lois says, either.
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CAT: /wonders why Lois and Clark are playing poker while dressed/
PERRY: Which is why Cat Grant wasn't invited back to poker a second time.
Jimmy got too distracted?
LOIS: Clark was supposed to be listening to ME! My cattiness was justified. Also, I said 'now'. Clearly, she's had more fun previously.
CLARK: /tries to look at own shoulder/ I don’t see a dogtag on my neck saying ‘property of Lois Lane’. Do you?
Originally Posted By: Michael
Originally Posted By: WaGD Part 1
“Good thing you’ll be right there to catch them for us, then,” he replied. “Partner.”
Thin ice there, Clark.
Isn't he implying that Lois never would let a story slip between her fingers?
He’s also implying that Lois would do all the lifting in their relationship.
CLARK: I never said anything about touching your... uh-hem... 'end'. Although... /fades off into daydream land, again/
LOIS: <that’s why I can’t use males as partners>
CAT:
LOIS: No.
NOR: So what you're saying is that Earth women are too difficult to tame and we should try to colonize another planet?
CLARK: Well…I didn’t really use my powers to tame her. I was just trying to be persuasive. But hey, whatever works. I hear Venus got some fine women.
LOIS: Of course Clark doesn't. IT was just a joke.
CLARK: <has a special, whizzing laughther>
LOIS: You are so strange, sometimes.
LOIS: I have wiles! Clark! /hits her partner/ Tell Michael I have wiles.
CLARK: Tons of them! <likes his woman shapely>
LOIS: See. Wait. Was that sarcastic or did you just call me fat?
CLARK: <can’t win with Lois>
LOIS: And you better not forget it!
CLARK: But they weren't Lois, therefore, they weren't in my dating range.
So, his dating range is actually determined by the multi-verse theory?
CLARKs:
Sorry. And also by just how many Alt-Clarks have already been killed off by their respective Tempus.
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“College girls gone wild”?
Twenty four is over college age, isn't it?
PARTY COLLEGES: It is?
LOIS: We don't walk in those neighborhoods and anyway, they're usually in bed when we walk to work.
Had to make sure to keep Clark from getting the wrong idea about how Lois dresses?
HE must call them women. As a woman SHE may refer to them as 'girls', because she doesn't want him to think of them as being old enough for him to date.
CLARK: <got lost between the left and the right standard>
PERRY: Son, it's just best not to try to understand them.
Riiiight.
LOIS: See? He said I’m right.
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CLARK: Suuuuuure.
LOIS: See, even you agree.
I just realized! She’s just like Sheldon. Doesn’t get sarcasm. Is always right. Got a thing for Superman.
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Well…Lois sure looked the part when she tried to get with Stoke.
You mean the shorty-shorts?
And the other…short parts of her clothing.
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Didn't Dr. Baines already turn on the chemicals before she kissed Clark, though?
So, at least they’d die all together in a nice fireball instead of Dr. Baines dying all alone in a nice fireball?
CLARK: I don't head butt people often, but the last time I tried to do it with a soccer ball it ended up orbiting the moon. I know, I saw it when I went to stop Nightfall.
So, he’s not good at controlling his head?
LOIS: Okay, so Superman’s out for nookie. Let’s see…The Flash? . Done. Next…
LOIS: If the woman is hot, it doesn't matter to the human male.
CLARK: /phew/ That clears me then.
LOIS: Why?
CLARK: Um... er... because Miranda wasn't hot?
LOIS: /drooling over Clark/
CLARK: Nope. Inconclusive. I just can't tell if she likes me.
CAT: Okay, he’s gay. Jimmmmmy!
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RALPH: /does not compute/
CLARK: See, there are differences between lunkheads and idiots.
The idiot tells one woman he’d do another woman?
LOIS: /mumbling through her full mouth/ I have no idea to what you could be referring. /glances over at Clark's still full plate./ It doesn't look like he's going to eat that...
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He must be stalking her.
Maybe he's stalking Kent.
Like in those stories people tell about Batman and Robin?
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Sent him to meet a bomb?
LOIS: Not on purpose!
Feeling guilty, are we?
SUPERMAN: I was clothed the whole time.
LOIS: <distracted> You were?
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Couldn’t they outsource the call center to India like they do with software support?
I don't think that would be popular with the general public.
What if they could also lower the taxes?
POLITICIANS:
What if they *said* they would lower the taxes but then invented a new tax to outweigh the lowered taxes?
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Lois Lane is in love and willing to admit it. The world must be ending. I think end of the world classifies as an emergency, don’t you think?
clap Good one!
Thank you
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OPERATOR: So, you’re not in any present danger, then?
LOIS: Only in breaking my heart by telling my partner that I love him.
OPERATOR: Oh, why didn't you say so? We'll have emergency personnel sent to your location immediately.
She doesn’t sound very sincere. Or is she talking about a psychiatrist they send to talk people off a ledge?
I was going for Romantic Comedy.
Aren’t you always?
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Lord, I remember someone /claims he still doesn't resemble that comment, but nobody believes him/ commenting that I quoted the nearly the entire story...
Quote by Virginia:
Yes, but Darth Michael doesn't quote the story in huge chunks. He does it in lots and lots of little quotes. Just teasing you. I don't care how people comment as long as they do.
I kind of quote the bits I can quip on. Find funny. Are hilarious. And with some FoLCs, contain too many or too few specks of dirt in between the lines.
Michael
