Originally Posted by Darth Michael
Did Lois bring Mayson homemade cookies?
EW: I doubt Lois would waste her time in that manner.
ER: Trying to make good with Mayson or at least get her into the hospital with salmonella?
LOIS: Nobody told me to bake the cookies until the eggs where all cooked.
CLARK: Should I get a new wet cloth, Mayson?
Exactly. Why would Lois do something that would bring out the nurturing side of Clark?

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I was thinking “Jack Daniel’s”. But yours fun, too. Like mother like daughter.
CLARK: Just another reason, Lois, why you shouldn't date young men, Jimmy's father, or DEA agents.

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Does that mean Mayson will soon dress up like this? /Supergirl/
Even with Super powers, I can't see her dressing like that.

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I've got to say. This looks like Lois's nightmare from S4 turned into Clark's parenting nightmare of having sextuplet teenage daughters who dress like this.
CLARK: Do we really *need* kids, Lois?

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Cat thinking this would also apply to females making lewd comments towards the male populace?
Yes, but like most laws it's usually geared in one direction.

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Hmm…hey look! It’s over here Southern Nights At least I was right on the author (you can check via the archives)
Thanks for the referral! hyper

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Reeve-CLARK: Dad died when I was young. I try to forget that part. Plus, I got there during Kindergarten, so some of my personality was already formed.
EW: I thought it was more like Age 3.
ER: That’s the age kids can join Kindergarten over here. Before that, it’s the baby group in Kindergarten. A room full of 3-4 y/o is hard. /thinks back to civil service days/
Here 3-5 is Preschool. Kindergarten is age 5-6.

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LOIS: I’ll kill him!
EW: Not really helping her case there, is she?
ER: When is she ever?
LOIS: /when I dress like a concubine and dance/
Yes, but that was inadvertent.
CLARK: Still worked.

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Actually, I think Tempus-Muse dumped her in Alt-Muse-Universe…
sad He's mean that way.

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No, I was thinking it’s so horrible (kissing Mayson) he had to distract himself to not go bonkers.
LOIS: That’s my Clarkie Bear!
CLARK: It really wasn't that bad.
LOIS: Can't we make him lose his voice at some point?

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ER: They are much more fun that way?
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