Originally Posted by Darth Michael
Oh my! /tries math/ sounds like it’s even crazier than over here. And I basically only got home to eat and sleep this past week…
You get to sleep? Lucky duck!

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Huh…isn’t Clark also into skipping his birthday?
LOIS: So long as he keeps wearing his birthday suit instead.
Only because Clark was "born" on February 29th. wink

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On the other hand, maybe he finds a new husband in the jail’s dating site (the showers)
LEX: Do you really believe any man could be so stupid?
/later/
HENDERSON: So, Lex...
LEX: Mr. Luthor.
HENDERSON: Mr. Luthor, I'm adding 7 counts of aggravated manslaughter to your wrap sheet.
LEX: It was self defense.
HENDERSON: /raises eyebrow skeptically/ May I recommend that you stop showering?
LEX: /shrugs/

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Or story within the story? Parts 280-305?
lol No.

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Yes, it is. But I still maintain that Tempus’s interpretation is funnier wink
He usually wins that award.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
She appears to be slightly irritable.
/Points to Lois's ability to stay mad/
I like to understate things.
/gasping/ No!

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Yes, but Nigel is an elderly gent with a mean right hook.
And? He's not invulnerable.

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That her story got reprinted?
MetStar: We don’t reprint. It was an original investigation of the Houston Chronicle’s article by one of our best copy boys.
No, if her story got reprinted, I'm sure that the Met Star would have to pay her royalties, wouldn't they?

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Lois did not catch pregnancy while in space.
To be fair, it’s a pretty common infliction these days.
Space pregnancy?

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FRANKLIN STERN: This means if I had Lois Lane killed and her death proven to Clark Kent beyond reasonable doubt, I could significantly and permanently improve the output of my newest possession?
PERRY: No. It means I would've lost two reporters instead of just one.

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LEX: And that’s why I am the boss. I’m never too dead for revenge.
clap So true about Lex.

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No that would be flat-out mean, not letting her see how other people receive her awards.
evil

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Couldn’t he put her in a plastic bag or a big duffel bag or something?
SUPERMAN: I've not *that* invulnerable.

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Oh my. Poor over yonder fics…
Good thing I haven't written any of those in a while.

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It’s Ultra Woman instead? wink In all seriousness, though, you can tell Windows to require your password upon waking up. That way you can still send it to bed when you’re done:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/7771...a-password-on-wake-up-from-sleepstandby/
Thanks. Done. And "no" not Ultra Woman. Although, in this household it probably would be a good password.

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ER: So, no peanuts?
EW: No, there were nuts, but they were displayed in the wrong manner.
ER: Lois likes to unwrap her nuts herself, huh?
I was referring to the crazy airplane CEO lady who booted off the steward for serving her nuts in the wrong manner.

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Awww…is this like in ye olden days, when the treaty-accessory was placed in the care of the new business partner?
CLARK: Sounds good to me.
LOIS: I'm not PROPERTY!
CHING: I must concur, Ms. Lane. We refer to our concubines as ‘chattel’.
LOIS: And *I* refer to Kryptonians as a DEAD society.
CHING: I don't understand.
CLARK: /whispers/ Just fly off very quickly.

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And thanks to her gun aversion ever since getting shot and the highly effective airport gun control, she won’t be able to shoot him in the back either.
BILL: Yes, I have very high confidence in her boyfriend stopping any bullets she might fire in my direction.
No, Lois isn't strapping in the airport.

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CLARK: <not sure taunting Lois is safe> What do you mean? I'm not invisible. /points to amnesia and hospital stay/
ER: Huh…Oh, you meant ‘invincible’!
wallbash yes.

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That’s funny. Spell checking always does put me half asleep
Yes, that too.

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Maybe that nice pro-bono lawyer that helped her deal with Stern?
SHELDON BENDER: I’m a pro-…
ER: [Linked Image]
SHELDON BENDER: Oh. Really? No, I’m not a pro-bono lawyer.
Technically, her fee was included as part of the deal.

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He’s quite complicated for a guy, isn’t he?
[Linked Image]

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Yes, but what good is that one doing him if he’s too afraid of said loving?
CLARK: There's more to love than sex.
LOIS: Really?
CAT: /rolls eyes/ There's chocolate.
LOIS: well, duh!
CLARK: [Linked Image]

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
CLARK: But... but... but... I already gave her a Chocolate Superman. What more does she want?
That was *two months* ago. That bribe stopped being effective 59 days ago.
clap So true.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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