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You get to sleep? Lucky duck!
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HENDERSON: Mr. Luthor, I'm adding 7 counts of aggravated manslaughter to your wrap sheet.
LEX: It was self defense.
HENDERSON: /raises eyebrow skeptically/ May I recommend that you stop showering?
jawdrop Lex knows how to fight? thud

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ER: I like to understate things.
EW: /gasping/ No!
[Linked Image]

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No, if her story got reprinted, I'm sure that the Met Star would have to pay her royalties, wouldn't they?
Hence the copy boy’s investigation.

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ER: To be fair, it’s a pretty common infliction these days.
EW: Space pregnancy?
Yes. Alien. That recent show with Halle Berry, I think. Possibly one of the Species movies. Any movie/tv-show ever made where a woman got kidnapped by aliens.

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Couldn’t he put her in a plastic bag or a big duffel bag or something?
SUPERMAN: I've not *that* invulnerable.
Chicken.
SUPERMAN: [Linked Image]
ER: Look how yellow he is!

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Thanks. Done.
You’re welcome!

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EW: No, there were nuts, but they were displayed in the wrong manner.
ER: Lois likes to unwrap her nuts herself, huh?
EW: I was referring to the crazy airplane CEO lady who booted off the steward for serving her nuts in the wrong manner.
Me, too. If I’m remembering this right, the CEO got ticked off because the nuts where served in a bowl instead of still in their packing. Funny how that also applies to Lois; she also gets very ticked off if she’s served unwrapped to some CEO.

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CAT: /rolls eyes/ There's chocolate.
LOIS: well, duh!
CLARK: /can’t win with women/
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