Darth Michael:
Hi Virginia! I know, I’m a tad behind Are you still interested in FDK?
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LOIS: /explains to ER how FDK feeds EW's muse/
ER: Really? It’s like chocolate to her?
WC: Then why would she want it? /huh/
LOIS: /wondering if she could remove his vocal chords the next time he was vulnerable/
Yes, that's the one.
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literally move heaven and Earth for her
Shouldn’t heaven be capitalized?
LEX: I always capitalize everything. Even Heaven.
PETER: Why we won’t let him in.
LUCY: Heaven? Really?
LOIS: /points at Nightfall/
Because it's a place name or because you want Lois and Clark to have this theological debate? If Lois doesn't believe in Heaven would she capitalize it in her mind?
EW: /shrugs/ I capitalize Revenge, too, because it's a brand name. I guess I could use that reasoning here too.
And here I thought it was because Superman was an inattentive cad who broke up with her and then still told her what to do and what not to do and that she’s wrong in doing the things she does.
So, Lois isn't one of those women who are attracted to men who reject her?
LEX:
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That's what I did wrong!
SUPERMAN: But it *is* wrong to break and enter. Even criminals say so.
Only when someone steals THEIR stuff.
LOIS: It's depends on whether its a man or a woman. If it's a man, then it depends on what he's breaking into and how he goes about it. If it's a woman, it's always okay.
CATWOMAN: /fist pump/
It was what had made her fall for him instead of the big faker Lex Luthor. Thank goodness.
That and the killer bod.
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That she could have Superman on a silver platter—
SUPERMAN: Like a frog in a French lab?
—and all she had to do was pretend that he’s Clark?
LOIS: And? I could've / would've done that!
Actually, men are very simple. You can turn them on and off using a single lever.
You mean the light switch into the kitchen?
Oh, look, she still loves Superman and things Clark’s the disguise! Better not tell Clark.
CLARK: Tell me what?
And who's at fault for that?
CLARK: Again? What did I do?
She seems very forgiving to me.
Her anger is just taking 5.
If he ever wanted anything more than kisses from her, he needed to apologize first.
CLARK: /So THAT'S how I keep from enacting the curse!/
She does seem very practical to me. Only, how will she deal with him in the newsroom?
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/See part... oh, wait, it isn't in that part... maybe the one after that/
Oh look. She’s back to being ticked off.
TEMPUS: Five minutes later. Duh!
LOIS: What? Clark was the one who demonstrated how easy it was to travel at high speeds.
CLARK: So, I should have kept kissing her instead of taking her away for the weekend?
Yes, considering Martha has less time in this universe for hobbies. Which reminds me, I so need to one day get to the LnC/Eureka crossover.
Martha and Jonathan as spies?
She talking about Matchmaker-Martha?
Lois hasn't met that side of Martha... yet.
Like a BnB in the French countryside? Or the Honeymoon Suite in the Lexor?
Or her apartment? Or the bullpen of the Daily Planet? Or out on the street? Or dangling off the side of a building?...
Well…she doesn’t want ‘romance’, so he figured he should make himself useful instead?
There's more than one definition of romance.
CLARK: How is telling you all of my secrets romantic if we're still clothed?
Oh boy. So that’s how she’s going to get her Season-3 weight?
She lost weight in S3?
LOIS: Yes. And, Michael, perhaps it's just best if you agree with me.
CLARK:
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Well…it’s only biology, the instinct of a woman (let’s call her Lois) to hitch onto a mate (let’s call him Clark) capable of providing and protecting her.
LOIS: /mad/ Almost a hundred years of women’s lib and you’re suggesting that I’m still a slave to genetically imprinted behavior from when we were still flinging feces at each other?
Apparently, according to this thing out there called the "internet", sex is the only thing most adults think about.
He doesn’t seem to be a good reporter/
She meant in reference to himself.
CLARK: Anyway, that's Lois's strong point.
Because serial killers living in motels and secret government bureaus always use basements to hide their business.
CLARK: Yeah, I wanted to make sure they weren't cereal killers.
KENTS: No, we're farmers. We're more like cereal makers.
EW:
She felt a first class fool.
TEMPUS: /loves it when that happens/
LOIS: Can we kill him already?
CLARK: He's already dead.
Why do I sense that she’s just projecting.
Lois? Nah!
To be fair, she did hide use awfully vague notes in her written communications with him. The ones that actually reached him.
Hence the ability not to communicate either written nor verbally.
Well, she had been clear about it being separate bedrooms from the get go. Why should he be surprised now?
LOIS: Well…I was angry back then but in between…
CLARK: I would never want to start having sex with Lois in my fake parents’ bedroom. That would be just…weird.
Actually, this is the first time she's mentioned it on this day.
To be fair, he’s from a different planet. In an alternate universe.
CLARK: So, women can be fine back in my old dimension?
LOIS & MARTHA: No.
Well…pathological liars probably have a very even heartbeat.
CLARK: Politicians, too. I’ve never heard one of them lie during a press conference or interview.
CLARK: I've noticed Bruce's heart rate never increases either. Do you think he's a cyborg?
Telling her that she’s the best substitute for his true love that he could find is a ‘start’?
ER: /agrees with Clark that its more like an ending/
Which is why he doesn't tell her. We've barely scratched 200 parts.
“Poppycock! There’s no such thing,” Martha said, heading into the smaller bedroom.
TEMPUS: /waves/
Tempus is a poppycock? Explains a lot.
No, he’s referring to Lois’s maidenhood using a term from Shakespearean times.
Um... no.
But she’s not honest to him *either*!
Lois Rules #66 - "Ethics according to Lois: It is acceptable for her to x-ray your butt to check out your underwear. It is not acceptable for you to x-ray her butt to check out hers."
What do you think? Will Clark take Martha's advice or will he continue to be lunkhead?
Umm…this is Clark we’re talking about here, so…
/wave/ Michael
So, he'll act like Michael?
