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So, since Earth is between Heaven and Hell, does it make it Purgatory? /ducks/
CLARK: Explains a lot.

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Dumped her during Contact (for her own good).
CLARK: You'd have to bring up my biggest lunkheaded mistake.
[Linked Image] It’s a staple of romantic fiction that the male lead and main female love interest don’t get together until the very end. They may hook up in between though. Get a kid. But then they break up. Have indiscriminate sex with other stars or guest stars on the show, etc. For some reason, it makes for better ratings.

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CLARK: Quite the opposite, in my opinion. Wouldn't take "no" for an answer.
LOIS: /points to kneecaps/ This one is ‘N’. The other one’s called ‘O’.

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The only double-standard that Lois likes is the one that allows her to win every time.
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ER: He can’t win, can he?
LOIS: Duh!
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Pardon me! Shall I go back to A-Plot then?
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Tried to watch Eureka on Netflix Instant List, but for some stupid reason, it started with S4. I guess Netflix didn't want anyone NEW to watch the show.
[Linked Image] That’s not very nice. At all. Also, Season 4 kind of got off on a crazy alternate twist, IIRC…

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LOIS: Because it gets me all hot and bothered?
I thought it was because it was the quickest way to get her undressed.
Same difference?

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CLARK: I still don't get it.
LOIS: And he’ll keep on not getting any if he keeps acting like a Kryptonian.
CHING: Actually…Kryptonian lords usually have professional caregivers to relieve their tensions.

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BATMAN: I kept trying to kill off my sidekick and it just made him better. Didn't expect that outcome.
rotflol Survival of the fittest? Also, why Lois is so hard to kill?

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Well, you ended that statement vaguely and then signed your name, so... I inferred meaning...
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