Continuation of response to Darth Michael's FDKHmmm… ‘her’ instead of ‘Lois’ since it’s present tense imagination?
That makes sense. Thanks.
professing that he will never be able to be happy until he makes love to her so thoroughly that she passes out from exhaustion and pleasure every night for the rest of her life.
BARON TEMPOS: So, just once, then?
LOIS: No, the rest of my life. What is he talking about Clark?
CLARK:
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Yes, it’s a fantasy that she’s modest and possessed by a modicum of decorum instead of wanting to jump him right then and there.
Her fantasy. Not her dreams.
LOIS: Or my reality. Oh. Did I say that aloud?
Well…that means he still has hope they will show up eventually. Isn’t that worth something?
Optimistic florist?
She wouldn’t put it beside Clark to have placed a tracer on her.
ER: /suggests the magical kind/
CLARK: I don't do so well with magic.
Ooooh! I was right about the blonde coming earlier!
LOIS: /mad/
Sooner she comes, the sooner she...
LOIS: Blows up?
Things are changing because this universe is starting to move further from canon. Is that okay?
ALT-CLARK: But canon Clark and canon Lois got married.
Didn’t you say they hadn’t met yet? /ER doesn't like subterfuge/
That you knew of.
CLARK: /confused/ But Kryptonian lord are entitled to multiple professional caregivers… /huh/
Well, since he can't have sex with the woman he loves, he might as well curb the urges he has with... No, I wouldn't write that story. Lois would kill him.
MAYSON: She wouldn't be the only one.
Not sure about that bit of lint there… /tries to clean screen/
Not sure. I was taught that a comma always goes before "because". If not, it's just tooooooooo confusing.
It is so Clark knows that his new professional caregiver doesn’t believe his other professional caregiver.
He already known (thought he knew) that they don't get along.
JIMBO: Cat fight! /hyper/
CLARK: /confused/ /help/
I don't know what you mean. Cat is in Houston.
Uuuu… ‘convicted’? Wouldn’t she have to be a judge for that?
But it's much easier to spell than "prosecuted". Fine! I'll be correct. Geeze.
Well…given how Ms Lane here is a professed carrier of a scarlet ‘A’, maybe Mayson is a tad touchy about Ms. Lane here touching her boyfriend.
Makes sense.
LOIS: Hey!
CLARK: Lois doesn’t like my other friend. Maybe Lois isn’t such a nice person after all? Plus, Mayson won’t die of some horrible 24-hour bug when we consummate our marriage. Also, blonde, so bonus!
On the negative side, Lois knows his secret and where the Kryptonite is kept.
Awww, he’s trying to play matchmaker. Isn’t he adorable?
Uh... yeah. Sure. That's what he's doing.
Lois only does threesomes with Superman.
MAYSON: Then I'm out!
Apparently, Lois doesn’t know about it yet, either.
The date? No, she know Clark didn't make a date with Mayson. He's not THAT stupid.
CLARK: /help/ She knows how to get Kryptonite. I really have to tread carefully now if I want to live past tomorrow morning.
Yes, Clark. There's only a 50% chance she'll be the one to die from the curse.
She really has to put it into small words for him, huh?
I know Clark seems denser than usual here, but his POV will prove he's just an innocent guy.
CLARK: /points upward/ See my halo?
MAYSON: So? Doesn’t mean she reciprocates. Or has the emotional competence to do so in the first place. Did you know that I have a cabin in the woods with a big bed?
CLARK: Can I keep your number, in case she dumps me down the road?
Doesn’t like to be reminded that she’s almost a year older? Or that it’s been a year and they still haven’t moved to the ‘third-date’ stage of their relationship?
LOIS: Yes.
She's not a big fan of her birthday.
I guess that makes sense.
To be fair, it *is* a bit unexpected.
Especially for Clark.
That second one really did almost wreck things.
CLARK: Cooties!
LEX: Na-uh. My mom had me tested.
Sounds like he’s hoping for a threesome.
LOIS: Fine by me.
See, only with Superman.
CLARK: About that...
Mayson doesn't like men who strut.
It is. He can’t lie to keep Superman’s identity a secret.
He does a worse job of it than canon Clark.
“He’s a vigilante. He struts around town, thinking because he’s got all these powers that laws don’t apply to him.”
GRAVITY: I’d like to file a civilian suit for that, too.
Brilliant!
He’s probably his worst enemy.
LEX: Hey!
“I know you’re not, Chuck,” she replied, pulling him closer. “Just do me a favor and stop asking women out without me.”
She really does want to go and pick up a nice blonde in a bar together with Clark!
Perhaps that should read "without informing me first"?
So, will the blonde make a second appearance with a vengeance?
MINDY: /wave/
ER: No, you’re scheduled not before part…350?
Don't you want to see what I have planned for Book 3?
