Originally Posted by Darth Michael
Originally Posted by EW
Continuation of response to Darth Michael's FDK
Oh dear. Sorry that it went a tad long
No such thing!

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Lois only knows of one Kryptonian at the moment.
Maybe he should tell her about that time-honored tradition? That way, he wouldn’t have to worry about her sharing his bed…
Well, he would, but he doesn't know about them either.
CANON LOIS & CLARK: Oooops. Our bad.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Do you mean that she could show up like she just went in search of the Super-Godzilla and he's say "okay"?
Yes. He *might* suggest a sharing a shower first, though.
I just had a crazy idea. What if Clark misinterprets the curse into thinking that if he "sleeps" (literally sleeps) with Lois then she'll die, but sex and other fun stuff isn't sleeping so it's okay. Sounds like a good story for you or Groobie to tackle on the other boards.

LOIS: Come on, Clark! Why won't you stay the night?
CLARK: I just can't. Okay. Just deal, Lois. It doesn't mean I don't love you.
LOIS: It means that you're still looking for someone else. It means you have a fear of commitment.
CLARK: No, Lois, it doesn't! I love you and only you!
LOIS: Right. You love me, but you can't fall asleep with me.
CLARK: Exactly! /kisses her cheek/ Thanks for understanding!

[Linked Image], well, it's an idea. Don't know if it's a good one, yet.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Haven't we established that Lois has a vision problem? i.e. that she can't see what's right before her eyes.
True. Maybe if she got glasses for her farsightedness?
I gave her glasses in Missing Lois. peep Well, not her, her. Her secret identity her.

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ER: /scratches head/ Is ‘tripping the patented Clark Kent overload switch’ your invention or was it some other author?
EW: Points to over younder where little Michael dealt some cards.
ER: Oops, yeah, I might have *done* that. But the phrase isn’t in there. I think. No, that was someone else. Sue. Kathy. Wendy. Labby.
Maybe so. I think it's been used a fair bit, or at least the concept.
LOIS: Who needs Kryptonite, when there's me?!
CAT: This is soooo unfair!

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
CLARK: /holding now empty bucket of ice water/ Nope, that worked just as it was supposed to.
LOIS: /has boiled off all the ice water/
Does he really think it’s wise to poke the bear in its new cave?
Um... no?

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
She didn't say anything about sleeping together. She was just hungry for butterfingers.
/nuh-uh/ She really should consider that he might try to find some blonde and just keep things professional between them if she keeps that up…
LOIS: He won't stray. I know where the Kryptonite is buried.
CLARK: Maaaaaaaaaaaa!
MARTHA: What? She asked.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
CLARK: Really, someone was calling for help. I promise, Lois!
He put a tape machine in an abandoned warehouse with him screaming for help on it?
lol I could picture that!

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Why would Clark move the treadmill that Lex gave Lois to HIS apartment?
CLARK: Nope, that sucker is toast.
New one?
Why would Clark need a treadmill?

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ER: Can someone hiding an alien invader be considered ‘innocent’?
EW: Who are you? Trask? Wayne Irig wasn't innocent?
ER: /whistles innocently/ Also, I was talking about the Kents.
Oh. They were just naive, not innocent. He was the first alien baby they came across.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Well, they are trying not to associate Lois with Superman much, because otherwise he'll be accused of stealing Clark's girl.
MAYSON: See? Also, Clarkie, now that you know that your girlfriend’s a hussie, how about you trade up?
CLARK: I hear Ultra Woman's available.
MAYSON: wallbash

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EW: Not sure. I was taught that a comma always goes before "because". If not, it's just tooooooooo confusing.
ER: [Linked Image] Yeah, actually I thought so, too. Until I googled for the exception case right now. Anyhow, this time the because clarifies that that was the reason why they wanted her off.
[Linked Image] I hate loopholes. It makes grammatical law too confusing for us beat writers.

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EW: On the negative side, Lois knows his secret and where the Kryptonite is kept.
ER: So, trump card?
LOIS: How did you know it was on his pinky ring?
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EW: peep /will try not to compare real to fictional economic dictators, here/

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EW: The date? No, she know Clark didn't make a date with Mayson. He's not THAT stupid.
ER: He’s not?
CLARK: Why does everyone think I stupid?
LOIS: Right. Clark's a lunkhead. Not a stupid lunkhead.
CLARK: Thanks...[Linked Image] I think.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
CLARK: /points upward/ See my halo?
But to be fair, he’s not smart enough to try and make Lois jealous on purpose.
CLARK: /confused/ Why would I try to trick her into wanting me? I already have trouble keeping her virtue intact until after our honeymoon.
If she doesn't want him, will there ever be a honeymoon?
CLARK: Good point.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
See, only with Superman.
CLARK: About that...
Wouldn’t it be fun if one of the alternate Clarks where to show up?
clap It would, wouldn't it? [Linked Image]

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
ER: No, you’re scheduled not before part…350?
EW: /scared by that prospect/ Don't you want to see what I have planned for Book 3?
Oh, I do. And the sequel to the one where Lois and Clark met at splash mountain. And the one for Missing Lois. And… and… and… hyper Oh, I guess I see your point blush
Thank you. I'm trying to move the plot forward as fast as possible without bringing in the Flash.

BTW: Flash and Gotham just were added to Netflix Instant list, so I'm easily distracted nowadays. [Linked Image] My apologies. I'm still writing WC (just sent a new part to Beta) and I'm also working on a new short(er) story. I tried to keep it under 3 parts, and FAILED. /hangs head in shame/

Thanks for not giving up on me!

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.