Darth Michael: Sorry that I’m running behind. Thank you for your patience while I catch up on my FDK.
So, Lois-track mind it is?
CAT: Duh!
CLARK: Lois? Lois. Lois. Loooois!

LOIS: Good boy. Goood booooy! /eats chocolate treat herself/
Makes perfect sense. He doesn’t really like chocolate, anyway.
CLARK: I can so eat it without throwing up.
LOIS: /eats another piece/ Not worth the sacrifice, Chuck.
I think he just realized why Clark came back.
And you’d be right.
CLARK: Because I love Lois.
PERRY: Riiiiiiiggggghhht.
She is unsatisfied and he needs to make her win.
Well, yeah, but they’re in public, so Lois will settle for him holding her in proper dance formation instead.
She thinks it’s Mayson’s fault he’s become so stiff?
DILLINGER: It wasn’t not me!
LOIS: Uncomfortably stiff, not good and stiff.
CLARK:

Why would a dead gangster make me stiff?
CANON CLARK:
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You say this as if it were in doubt.
ER: /confused, before his evil mind goes dark/ help! Lex *did* steal her ovaries!
LEX: Why, yes, I eat them like caviar.
EW:
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Okay. That was bad even for me. My apologies.
Sure. Why not?
He does know about ‘the spirits that I called’, right?
Sure, but Jimbo’s more Internet savvy than I am.
Really? He thinks it’s a good idea to give Lex a picture of Lois’s back so he can make a more perfect clone the next time?
Actually, Clark wanted it for himself.
“Oh, shut up,” she grumbled. “A fat lot of good it did me anyway.”
Because she’s still wearing said dress?
LOIS:
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No comment.
Yes, but /giving him a Ralph/ would be even less so.
Funny, the first thing that popped into my head was “What does Dan have to do with this?” Silly me.
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“Howdy, Kent. May I have an opportunity to dance with the belle of the ball?” Wally asked.
CLARK: Sure. I’ve seen Mayson…uh…over there.

Total Genius!
He does realize we haven’t seen Ralph since he ‘left’ some dozen parts ago, right?
Ralph wasn’t re-hired because he stole Lois’s notebook and gave her story away to LNN.
PERRY: That’s the official story.
LOIS: And we're sticking with it.
You do recall that Lois owned the DP and Stern had to agree to Lois's terms to get it at such a cheap price. Well, that's all I'll say about that.
“Well, that was embarrassing,” Lois mumbled.
“I’m sorry. That was rude of him,” Clark replied, pulling her back into his arms.
“No, you. Acting the big tough guy to Wally, as if my telling him ‘no’ was meaningless and I needed to use you as my shield.”
ER: /surprised that Lois still speaks her mind/
LOIS: /doesn’t understand that reaction/?
ER: /Okay, I’m not that surprised./
I’m sorry. Was that out of character?
He just prefers Lois not wearing orange?
Just keeping her out of orange and stripes is a full time job.
SUPERMAN: Tell me about it.
MASYON: So, she’s a criminal and a hooker.
So, it’s Lois’s fault that Clark can’t resist her the way she’s dressed?
Maybe a full-body massage?
Maaaaayyyyyybbbbeeee.
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So, she *had* planned for prom night.
LOIS: I have no idea what you did prom night, but I didn’t do that!
Yes, otherwise, he’d have to…run out the front door?
Yes, that would be very bad.
LOIS: It was only a suggestion.
CLARK:

It was?
Thanks.

Yes, but only if I want my subject / verbs to match. Oh, right, I do. Thanks.
/Michael is confused how POV can give the same phrase 2 different meanings/ Is he x-raying unconsciously? Also, how does he intend to spread the cream?
No. And under the shirt. /I noticed you didn’t say ‘think’ probably because he isn’t so much./
She does have a valid point there.
Again. Clark wasn’t thinking.
Michael: /refrains from reminding Clark that he could snuggle with what’s touching his pillow right now very easily. He prefers to watch characters suffer./
Clark appreciates your restraint. Lois, not so much.
ER: /thinking Clark has one thing on his mind/
And you could be right about that.
CLARK: I need to keep Lois safe.
Huh. Did she just sit up while he had his eyes closed?
No. He bent down to kiss her upper arm (where Lex shot her), so his face was down by hers.
Her right hand slid from his cheek around to the back of his neck and drew his head down to hers, kissing his lips. She turned her body towards him a bit more and pulled him closer, deepening the kiss.
Michael requires help surviving until the next part has posted.
Good thing it’s already up then.

Thank you for your wonderfully funny comments, Michael!
