That was BRILLIANT! I have only one question: Should I be nominating this for the Kerth comedy award for this year or for next?
Joy,
Lynn I already submitted the story to the archives, and Labrat says that it'll be posted there after the New Year. So ... um ... I don't know?
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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