Mr. Paul? Mr Hatman? This is Doctor Chickenfreud from Funny Farm. Do you have a moment, sir? I'm calling about a patient of mine, a woman who was admitted here today. An interesting case, most interesting. Unique symptoms. We did a brain scan and found an entire letter imprinted on her cortex. Since she has been somewhat agitated the blood flow in her brain has been variable, causing the letters on the cerebrum to become blurred, but my colleagues and I believe believe we have deciphered the text, which would read somewhat like this:
Inside Scoop is coming to an end. Confusion. Cramps. Striped hat. Need new fix. TimmyPaulLoisClarkMarySueMore! Moremoremoremoremmmo-o-o---
I was informed that you, Mr Paul, could be one of the persons her brain-letter may be referring to. It may be, sir, that you are able to alleviate her symptoms better than our drugs can do, if her cerebral message makes sense to you.
Yes, sir. You too, sir. Good-bye, sir.
Dr. Crypt-o-Nite Chickenfreud, Med. Dr. Prof. of Psych. Iatric Br. Ain't Nuth'n Wong W'me, Esq.
