Hilarious! I also really loved the reversal you did ^_^
And protective Perry was perfect. I was grinning the whole time I read.

And then the song he was over hearing.... rotflol

Poor Superman, the next few weeks on rescues are going to be awkward I think.
He might need to make a statement or something to clear this up.... (a sequel to the sequel? :P)

Anyway, enjoyed this!