I guess I was a bit annoyed that you ended it where you did unless you have another follow-up planned, lord knows there is plenty of fodder for a couple of more chapters, but all in all a great story of all of Clark's friends looking out for him.
I agree that this could have been much longer, but well - it was a real struggle keeping the conversation light. And the last line seemed like a half- decent punch line, so I decided to go with that gut feeling. Sorry for annoying you.

And the "Drunken Sailor" filk was just icing on the cake.
I was this close to removing the "Drunken Sailor", because I wasn't quite sure if it wasn't too much. I had another song from ABBA, but I couldn't tweak the text quite right.
Yeah, his super trouper beams are gonna find you,
Lex is feeling blue,
When Supes looks right through you.
And somewhere in a jail sits you. I'd say that's a bad case of "Reim dich oder ich fress dich" (Rhyme or I will eat you)
Thanks for the feedback, guys.