Ok, I did promise you fdk, Alicia... laugh

/me dances around the room

You posted! You posted! Yippee!

I like the bits you added, especially
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All he was able to give her was a completely unintelligible answer. "Um, uh, um, wa…"
I love good gibberish! thumbsup

WHAMs? hmmm... well... there is... and... Oops, who me? Nope, I didn't say nothin... /me walks away whistling innocenttly

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun