Well, you've posted part 5... so I guess I'm REALLY overdue on fdk for part 4. blush

SHE COOKED! [Linked Image]

Ok, as someone who has been cooking for years, with varied results... I didn't think any of the things Lois could manage in the kitchen would really take me aback... I've soggified pasta and scorched sauce (actually, that one happens to me occasionally even now)... but the banana bread was a new one on me! eek I mean, I once added enough baking soda that the cake was inedible... but it didn't EXPLODE! huh

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The outer layers of the onion were making chopping hard, and she couldn't recall ever seeing this flaky part of the onion before. Did it cook off somehow? She'd find out soon enough.
Ok, it was a REALLY long time ago... but I did this too! uh, just the one time! blush

And I would bet money there isn't a cook out there who hasn't accidentally adjusted the wrong flame.

Did I mention I found the cooking disaster completely believeable?

But that was just the beginning! After making me laugh so hard I choked, you then proceeded to waff me till I melted into a little puddle...

Clark comes right in the nick of time (as always), and makes everything ok! yay! Lois actually told him what she was afraid of! And he had exactly the right answer! YAY!!

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“But she wasn't my first love,” he whispered, kissing her again. “You were.”
Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(Oh... for anyone who is now afraid to come visit me... I can cook, fairly well, in fact! References available by request. <g>)

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun