“Superman may be an alien from outer space, but by God, he’s our alien from outer space and no f**k *ss jerk is going to change that.”
I think this caused the first laughter that I have had in this story. Darn tootin'!
“Mrs. Kent managed to ground it"
Martha's a regular Boy Scout. (I would say Girl Scout, but I was a GS for eleven years and I sure as heck never learned how to do that!)