You posted too quickly, Annie! (Hazel ducks the flying objects)
Just read the last two segments, and this was a very satisfying ending to the story. Lana is an utter idiot. You should be pleased.
I was delighted to see that my initial suspicions re marsh gas

turned out to be true. Just love that retroactive memory, Lana! And the cooking scene, as everyone else said, was hilarious.
Thanks for a fun story, Annie!
Hazel